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[aeischeid]

This is a fine tool. Believe it's a little red whining hammer, $49.95 at sears or other fine establishments. Comes with a nose-pick for free.....

 

[truehawk]

now all you need is the rest of the team excluding David behind him.

 

[tweeterhawk]

Here's another one. High mileage, has seen a lot of use. Nearing end of depreciation period. A bit rusty, breaks easily. Comes in blue only. Can be seen in State College, Pa.

Joe Paterno Bloopers Penn State

 

[tweeterhawk]

If you don't like blue, we offer other colors. The purple tool can be seen in Evanston, Ill., the orange one not far away in Champaign, Ill. Hurry, the orange one may not be available much longer.

 

[lightning1]

This tool not only LOOKS like a butthead, but it acts like one too. It comes in fairy red or surrender white. Seen only in Madison, WI

 

[briankaldenberg]

 

[99topdawg]

This tool is very handy, although is not quite as effective as it is marketed to be. However, it can take a lot of pounding and abuse. It is known to blow up on occasion, but no one in the tool's home state will actually admit to any such blow up. Not to be used in a kitchen. Can be easily destroyed by a (Marv) Cook.

 

[99topdawg]

This tool set is...ah, nobody would buy it anyway, they're only good once a year.

 

[Ozhawk]

This one comes with its own horder for easy storage. owning this one will make you a pwowd tule orner.

 

[tweeterhawk]

If you live in Columbus, Ohio, and need a protective cover for your current tool, we offer this model in tat red.

If your tool gets left out in the elements or is subject to intense pressure and examination, you may need our dual protection model. Buy it and you'll say, "Gee, thanks!"

 

[99topdawg]

This tool is not as good as advertised. It works in some conditions, but when conditions get tough, he just doesn't work. Also just too big of a tool for most to want.

 

[briankaldenberg]

 

[briankaldenberg]

 

[tweeterhawk]

For work in cold weather we offer a special tool we call The Vulture for its tendency and ability to pick up pieces thrown off by broken tools. Comes in several shades: red, beet red and a deep, port red. Caution: this is a noisy tool so be sure to use only with adequate ear protection. Also, this tool frequently vibrates across the floor, is not always reliable, and occasionally chokes on its own exhaust. Use only in well-ventilated areas.

 

[theboat]

My best toolshed

 

[austinhawk]

 

[Billso]

Same tool, different angle:

 

[DwayneTwill]

 

[aeischeid]

This one comes with a customizable moo-moo right? As well as, ah blaaaah-hackkkk err cough(threw up in my mouth a little sorry), 27 lbs. of Jimmy Dean??????? Right?

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

This one comes with a customizable moo-moo right? As well as, ah blaaaah-hackkkk err cough(threw up in my mouth a little sorry), 27 lbs. of Jimmy Dean??????? Right?

love the crotch bulge