Seriously bad news guys

[HandsyHobo]

I just got off the phone with a trusted source from my days at the University of Iowa's prestigious School of Journalism and Mass Communication. Those in the know are saying that Ricky Stanzi, Marvin McNutt and Julian Vandervelde have all left the country and are en route to Russia. Apparently, they've been recruited to train for a top-secret Soviet-era Spetsnaz commando group working to undermine the United States in Third-World countries. I, for one, did not see this coming.

Stay tuned.

 

[jmarkhawk]

LOL!!

 

[Sirhouseman]

Now that's funny.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

I just got off the phone with a trusted source from my days at the University of Iowa's prestigious School of Journalism and Mass Communication. Those in the know are saying that Ricky Stanzi, Marvin McNutt and Julian Vandervelde have all left the country and are en route to Russia. Apparently, they've been recruited to train for a top-secret Soviet-era Spetsnaz commando group working to undermine the United States in Third-World countries. I, for one, did not see this coming.

Stay tuned.

Why Stanzi why! I thought you loved America!!!

 

[Tmoney12]

Why Stanzi why! I thought you loved America!!!

Bogus... Stanzi would never leave the U S A

 

[goiahawks]

I heard that too! But people are upset that KF didn't know about it.

 

[gohawks71]

I just got off the phone with a trusted source from my days at the University of Iowa's prestigious School of Journalism and Mass Communication. Those in the know are saying that Ricky Stanzi, Marvin McNutt and Julian Vandervelde have all left the country and are en route to Russia. Apparently, they've been recruited to train for a top-secret Soviet-era Spetsnaz commando group working to undermine the United States in Third-World countries. I, for one, did not see this coming.

Stay tuned.

I find it hard to believe that you didnt see this coming with all the issues being rumored.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

This is worse than that time Sgt Slaughter turned his back on America and joined the Iraqis to fight Hulk Hogan...

 

[theboat]

Bogus... Stanzi would never leave the U S A

Sometimes the people that put up the biggest front are the ones with the most to hide. Looks like you fell right into his trap.

 

[ajbrand33]

MY THEORY: Ferentz is in charge of this secret mission, and planted the drugs in DJK's house and called it in to divert attention...id watch youre back now that youve exposed the truth, no worries there is no way they could find your real identity on this anonymous message board forum

 

[528646]

Bogus... Stanzi would never leave the U S A

o rly? Then explain this one to me, smart guy - his facebook status this morning reads:

do svidaniya, comrades!

This is terrible news.

 

[LG210]

Bogus... Stanzi would never leave the U S A

Stanzi once forced a direct flight from Minneapolis to Boston to re-route through Nashville so that he did not have to fly over that socialist bastion commonly referred to as "Canada".

 

[HandsyHobo]

This is getting worse. Another source just tried to call Stanzi's cell to debunk this stuff. He answered with a simple "yazespechy smirrovina" and immediately disconnected. Gut-wrenching.

 

[albertyoungisgood]

Bogus--
did they watch Stanzi last year? did they see him in the clutch this year? no way. he must be the patsy.

 

[Hawkfan3318]

Sometimes the people that put up the biggest front are the ones with the most to hide. Looks like you fell right into his trap.

Yes, Stanzi is communist

 

[INTIMIDATORHawk]

I'm guessing Stanzi is a double agent.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

I KNEW Stanzi was a double agent. Damn! Though I was on to Vandervelde the second he shook Obama's hand.

 

[swanssy]

Oh no this thread has "Don't dismiss Les Jepsen talk" written all over it.....in russian of course

 

[EST1847]

Vandervelde has been using his communist opera singing to utilize Jedi mind tricks on McNutt and Stanzi

 

[ThunderHawk]

Bogus... Stanzi would never leave the U S A

Ha! That's exactly what he wants you to believe.