If you want to spend your time following recruiting... do so. It is creepy though. My top Non-creepy things to do:
Yard work, watch football, play basketball, go to the gym... just don't be THAT guy, watch baseball, play softball, Madden Superstars on facebook is fun and kind of gay... but not creepy, watch the "Man With No Name" Trilogy and top it off with "The Outlaw Josey Wales". Take an online college course, walk your dog, post a list of non-creepy things to do on a hawkeyenation.com thread, buy P90X... turn it into P22D, because after 22 days of that garbage you are Done (not Xtreme), what was I thinking about buying that anyway? Download your favorite music to your Ipod or Zune and make a good dozen to work out too. Make us all happy by making a cool Hawkeye highlight video set to a cool song. Figure out who was the last Iowa high school baller won a NCAA Basketball National Championship. Visit Ed Horton's facebook site and realize your life is pretty dang good and feel sorry for him for just a bit (well, kinda creepy) Visit Isis Love's facebook site and say "Dang, why ain't we recruiting her for something, anything?" Go to the local casino and proudly slap a $20 on Red 23 and act like you know it is going to hit (this calls for the table to be stopped and wait on security). Get a good steak while you are there. Check out the Asian chicks in tight leather working the joint... nevermind-kinda creepy! Watch Tosh.0 he is creepy, but you aren't for recognizing that. South Park usually is on before or after it. Grab some old pictures you have stored in boxes and place them into picture books. Scan the cool ones and post them on facebook... tag your friends so they can comment on how freaking dumb you are to still have the evidence of such a time. Drink a bunch of beer, heck mix some Captain and Coke, look at BWW website and see what the deal for the night is and call friends to meet you there (make sure you have a DD). Watch the Hawkeye Moped video on Youtube... never gets old. Make coffee, eat a donut, move the poptarts in the office snack bar around from one box to the other as they are not individually marked. Watch creepy DWTS people expecting to get a Strawberry get Chocolate Milkshake instead. Laugh. Smoke. Non-Concur with the next email that asks for your to concur and work hard to come up with an actual reason that everyone would agree with. Buy foam objects for office that you can randomly throw at neighboring offices when you are stressed. Wash, wax, and clean the inside of your truck. Go on a Wikipedia trip with whatever you wondered about... the making of ebay is a great one to start with. Get hunting tags, kill something, drive to local bar, show off dead animal, clean it, eat it, offer some to DWTS viewers at work and watch them turn into Oprah. Read GOLF magazine while using office bathroom since that is the only magazine in there EVER! Talk a good game about how nobody in the office can beat you at Wallyball, play and win at Wallyball, call co-workers and ask them if they are alright after beating them so badly and if they need counseling there is a suicide hotline that you could look the number up for. Laugh at the Vikings. Laugh at Iowa State, wonder why the Cyclones use a Cardinal... look it up on wikipedia. Wonder why anyone would cheer for the Cyclones. Wonder why the Cubs suck so bad and write a post rationalizing that they have been to the playoffs X amount of times in your life and that if it wasn't for Dusty breaking the arms off Wood and Prior they would have been great. Read the back of all the products you use for a while... be amazed how far away the stuff you eat comes from. Volunteer to be the MC for your the Holiday Party... spend hours creating punked out lines for co-workers and call it CHRISTMAS PARTY all night on the mic by "accident". I don't know, there is so much non-creepy things to do!
