remember how preseason they were comparing teams to vehicles?

[mrolympia]

Iowa was compared to the Mercedes G wagon. Turns out they weren't off by much, the vehicle is terrible:

 

[pythagoras]

 

[CJHawkeye]

Uh, for people that know anything, that vehicle is one of the most capable, reliable, badass vehicle in existence so whoever made that comparison is a moron. Iowa is like a former rental fleet Chevy Cruze.

 

[Fryowa]

Uh, for people that know anything, that vehicle is one of the most capable, reliable, badass vehicle in existence so whoever made that comparison is a moron. Iowa is like a former rental fleet Chevy Cruze.

My hailed-out, rusted, 2000 Dodge Dakota with 285,000 miles on it is just as capable and reliable, and it will double as a pair of sawhorses. I’ll sell it to you for .21% of the cost of a G Wagon.

Wait, no I won’t.

 

[mrolympia]

Uh, for people that know anything, that vehicle is one of the most capable, reliable, badass vehicle in existence so whoever made that comparison is a moron. Iowa is like a former rental fleet Chevy Cruze.

I'll take a jeep trailhawk for 1/3rd the price

 

[CJHawkeye]

I'll take a jeep trailhawk for 1/3rd the price

You could not pay me to drive a jeep.

 

[mrolympia]

You could not pay me to drive a jeep.

ford or chevy?

 

[mrolympia]

also, it seems this thread as devolved into a "which car manufacture is best"

 

[NEIChawk]

How about a 74 GMC Gremlin.....it ran on 4 cylinders and usually couldn't get up that damn hill, or get through anything

 

[ghawk407]

How about a 74 GMC Gremlin.....it ran on 4 cylinders and usually couldn't get up that damn hill, or get through anything

it was AMC not GMC

 

[NEIChawk]

it was AMC not GMC

Ha ha, damn, when you're my age you tend to get confused, lose your memory and pee yourself. You are correct kind sir, here's a quarter....

 

[ghawk407]

Ha ha, damn, when you're my age you tend to get confused, lose your memory and pee yourself. You are correct kind sir, here's a quarter....

don't worry I'm old too with the same problems,so you can keep your quater

 

[NEIChawk]

don't worry I'm old too with the same problems,so you can keep your quater

F*cking A.....ha ha

 

[Fryowa]

You could not pay me to drive a jeep.

Look at you all hoity toity and stuff.

I assume you also wear a North Face and Under Armour costume every day when you walk your labradoodle?

Make sure you don’t mix that shit up, boss. You don’t want to be seen with Nike shoes and your Under Armour 1/4 zip. That’s bush league.

 

[okeefe4prez]

Uh, for people that know anything, that vehicle is one of the most capable, reliable, badass vehicle in existence so whoever made that comparison is a moron. Iowa is like a former rental fleet Chevy Cruze.

The only thing that a G Wagon is capable of is making the pencil-necked, noodle-armed beta driving it look like a total douche whose wife is getting plowed by a guy who drives a Raptor.