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hawkeyebob62

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The Triple Vandy (since Triple Lindy is already taken by the late, great Rodney Dangerfield)

--JVB does a "designed" stumble-fumble
--An OL picks it up, advances toward line
--Said OL then turns and pitches to a streaking Bullock or Garmon
--Said RB then executes a third exchange, pitching to a trailing TE

I got chills...
 
The Flea Licker (only used on 3rd and long situations):

--JVB hands off to whichever running back is healthy
--Running back runs a little towards the line, then tosses it back to JVB
--JVB throws 1.5 yard pass to sideline
 
Palpatine said:
The Flea Licker (only used on 3rd and long situations):

--JVB hands off to whichever running back is healthy
--Running back runs a little towards the line, then tosses it back to JVB
--JVB throws 1.5 yard pass to sideline
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I LOL'd extremely hard at this one.....best thing I've read on this site in a LONG time!
 
"The Statue of Vandenberg"

-snap ball to JVB
-JVB fakes throw and places ball behind back
-RB comes around the back
-JVB does not hand ball off
-JVB falls down and takes ghost sack
 
all up

JVB takes a 7 step drop back (even though Iowa doesn't use them anymore)
4WRs run fly routes (up or 9 routes if you prefer)
Vandy throws it in the dirt by the HBs feet who was blocking on the play.
 
On-Side Kick Uncoverage

--Hawkeyes hands team lines up, ready for the other team's onside kick
--Other team kicks ball at two Hawkeyes
--Hawkeyes contemplate the meaning of life while other team recovers the ball
 
I call this the "progression"...

-JVB gets the ball
-JVB drops back
-JVB sees option 1 is covered on his 3 yard out
-JVB hits wide open extremely large and quick TE down the middle as the coverage all ran to the side JVB looked at first because they assumed the ball was going that way due to watching 2 minutes of film.
-Dolph yells,"TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA!"
-Rinse
-Repeat
 
"The Hope we don't lose formation (opposite of Victory formation"

- ball on opponent 1 yard line with 1 minute left in first half of tie game (2 timeouts left)
- kneel down on first down
- call timeout
- kneel down on 2nd down
- delay of game penalty
-call timeout (with clock stopped)
- Vandenberg sacked on 3rd down
- look confused on if kicking fg or going for it on 4th down, Vandenberg spikes ball
 
I call this Every Given Saturday
ok first down. ball on our own 30 Hawks down by 6 with 1:30 to go.
Kirt runs a draw and the unsuspecting defense lets Iowa gash up the middle for 2yards.
Curt chomps gum.
Iowa calls 2nd timeout.
Kirk chomps gum.
Play come in-Iowa runs wiseman up the gut. He breaks his femur-out for the season but gains one yard.
iowa calls final timeout.
Kirk chomps gum.
Play comes in-JVB throws a three yard completion.
kirk chomps gum.
iowa punts.
Kirk chomps gum.
Thats football.
 
TheLorax said:
I call this Every Given Saturday
ok first down. ball on our own 30 Hawks down by 6 with 1:30 to go.
Kirt runs a draw and the unsuspecting defense lets Iowa gash up the middle for 2yards.
Curt chomps gum.
Iowa calls 2nd timeout.
Kirk chomps gum.
Play come in-Iowa runs wiseman up the gut. He breaks his femur-out for the season but gains one yard.
iowa calls final timeout.
Kirk chomps gum.
Play comes in-JVB throws a three yard completion.
kirk chomps gum.
iowa punts.
Kirk chomps gum.
Thats football.
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If Kirk ever stops chewing gum, your play is screwed...
 
Our 2 minute offense with 1:38 left in the half. We get the ball at our 35 yard line.
1st play is Weisman off tackle for 3 yards.
2nd 3 yard out complete after Vandy throws the ball in a hurry feeling false pressure.At least the WR caught the ball at his feet.
3rd waiting for the ******* play to get in.. Up to the line..crap..delay of game.
Take a Knee..thankgod..Vandenburg avoided the pick six.
 
I really want HawkeyeGameFilm to come in here with a dead serious detailed analysis including diagrams and pictures and video with commentary..
 
This is called the "Now I'll finish that 12 pack"

We're on the opponents 5 yard line.
1st and goal.
Keenan Davis run quick inside seam route and gets open for easy td.
JVB throws 200 mph missile that goes into the stands injuring 3 people.
2nd and goal.
Burn Canzeri's redshirt and pound him up the middle for one yard loss.
3rd and goal.
sacked.
Meyer kicks it in for 3.
Kirk claps as the players come off the field.
 
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The KF 2 Minute Offense:

-Other team has ball, runs 3rd down play
-KF calls timeout to get ball back
-Hyde lets the punt go, ball goes to the 15
-Run play, 10 yards, let clock wind
-Run play, 20 yards, timeout
-Pass play, 10 yard sack
-Kneel down

Which game am I referring to? There can only be one, right?
 
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