HaydenHawk56
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Watching Dodgeball on FX, what the hell right.
I guess not, the Irish Sign just took him out.
I guess not, the Irish Sign just took him out.
Patches O'Houlihan for Iowa Coach
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BradBanks02
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If you can dunk a wrench, you can dunk a ball.
DailyMealDeal
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As long as the team doesn't have to wear the dominatrix uniforms, then I am all for it.
HaydenHawk56
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"And will someone from Iowa catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there"
"If you're going to become true Butler Players, then you've got to learn the five T's of the system: turnover, timeout, three point shot, transfer and turnover!"
"Iowa Shooters couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat!"
[a classic Butler System instructional film begins]
Uber Film Narrator: [U.A.I.F fanfare] Uber-American Instructional Films, teaching America's youth since 1938.
[Opening; A boy rides a scooter, while a girl jogs behind him. Now we see a young boy painting a fence]
Uber Film Narrator: Hey there, little lick!
little lick: [yells] Holy mackerel, Mister. You scared the jeepers out of me.
Uber Film Narrator: How would you like to take a break from that fine lead-based paint... and learn about The Butler System?
little lick: Boy, would I!
[the next scene take Timmy into the Butler Gym]
little lick: Wow! Where am I, Mister?
Uber Film Narrator: You're in the Butler Gym, little lick. This is where the Butler System was invented in the 15th Century... by Opium-addictive Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at each other, instead of the NCAA.-approved balls we use today.
little lick: NCAA.?
Uber Film Narrator: That's the National Collegiate Athletic Association. The Butler System is played with five nonathletic players on each team... and one stubborn coach. The object of the Butler System is to keep the scoring low by using up the 35 second shot clock, having your bigs set endless screens, and your guards throwing up 40 foot prayers. Once all the players on team decided to transfer because they don't like the style of play, you can wait for an expensive buyout (if you are the coach) and are set for life!
little lick: Wow! I can't wait to get the fellas together and play!
"If you're going to become true Butler Players, then you've got to learn the five T's of the system: turnover, timeout, three point shot, transfer and turnover!"
"Iowa Shooters couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat!"
[a classic Butler System instructional film begins]
Uber Film Narrator: [U.A.I.F fanfare] Uber-American Instructional Films, teaching America's youth since 1938.
[Opening; A boy rides a scooter, while a girl jogs behind him. Now we see a young boy painting a fence]
Uber Film Narrator: Hey there, little lick!
little lick: [yells] Holy mackerel, Mister. You scared the jeepers out of me.
Uber Film Narrator: How would you like to take a break from that fine lead-based paint... and learn about The Butler System?
little lick: Boy, would I!
[the next scene take Timmy into the Butler Gym]
little lick: Wow! Where am I, Mister?
Uber Film Narrator: You're in the Butler Gym, little lick. This is where the Butler System was invented in the 15th Century... by Opium-addictive Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at each other, instead of the NCAA.-approved balls we use today.
little lick: NCAA.?
Uber Film Narrator: That's the National Collegiate Athletic Association. The Butler System is played with five nonathletic players on each team... and one stubborn coach. The object of the Butler System is to keep the scoring low by using up the 35 second shot clock, having your bigs set endless screens, and your guards throwing up 40 foot prayers. Once all the players on team decided to transfer because they don't like the style of play, you can wait for an expensive buyout (if you are the coach) and are set for life!
little lick: Wow! I can't wait to get the fellas together and play!
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clicheusername3
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That is an amazing post thank you...Im glad I read that before I go to work my day is made...brilliant!
LG210
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Somebody hired you?
clicheusername3
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I DO the hiring...
IATrainMaster101
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LOL... funny. No matter where you stand on the issues right now that was pretty funny. I think I actually heard the projector slow in a few spots as I read.
