OPEN ESSAY; WHY I WANT TO BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF NEBRASKA

My uncle married a woman from Nebraska. They had three boys. They all turned to the dark side and became Nebraska fans. They are horribly obnoxious. She was worse.

AND YOUR REASON IS....
 
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I know that in this age of open-mindedness, tolerance and acceptance, most relationships are fine, but consorting with a Nebraska fan, good lord, what is this world coming to? I mean, is there no standard of decency left, no bar too low to be set?
 
I live in Omaha as a Hawkeye fan, Endured '94-'99 as a Hawk fan going to college in NE, I listen to the incessant delusion every day. Please win Hawks.
 
This obsession that a large part of our fanbase has with Nebraska is just pathetic. It's like the Iowa-Clown U relationship, only in reverse, where we're the Little Brother that does nothing but obsess over them 24/7.
 
My bro-in-law and sis-in-law used to live south of Clinton and were Hawk fans. Moved to Nebraska City a dozen years ago and became Nebby fans within a year.

I'd love to see a snot-beating of Nebby.
 
This obsession that a large part of our fanbase has with Nebraska is just pathetic. It's like the Iowa-Clown U relationship, only in reverse, where we're the Little Brother that does nothing but obsess over them 24/7.
That's EXACTLY like it is.

< sarcasm drip...drip...drip >
 
This obsession that a large part of our fanbase has with Nebraska is just pathetic. It's like the Iowa-Clown U relationship, only in reverse, where we're the Little Brother that does nothing but obsess over them 24/7.

Its a big game for some of us and really the first time in recent history where we have a good chance if we play well. Its the game this week so suspect a few nebby threads...
 
This obsession that a large part of our fanbase has with Nebraska is just pathetic. It's like the Iowa-Clown U relationship, only in reverse, where we're the Little Brother that does nothing but obsess over them 24/7.

I don't see much obsession over Nebraska. I just feel like everyone everywhere hates them.
 
This obsession that a large part of our fanbase has with Nebraska is just pathetic. It's like the Iowa-Clown U relationship, only in reverse, where we're the Little Brother that does nothing but obsess over them 24/7.

Right, because we spend so little time hating Wisconsin around here.
 
Because Nebby was supposed to struggle as the new comer to the conference and that hasn't happened.

Oh and because Bo is a tool.
 
Because Nebby was supposed to struggle as the new comer to the conference and that hasn't happened.

Oh and because Bo is a tool.

According to the nebby fans...they not only weren't gonna struggle...they would easily win the conference, cause, you know...they were dominant in the 90's.
 
I grew up in eastern Iowa. rarely encountered people from Nebraska. I sorta liked Nebraska. Sorta still do...sorta.
 
I grew up in eastern Iowa. rarely encountered people from Nebraska. I sorta liked Nebraska. Sorta still do...sorta.

The weird thing is I respect a lot about the program...but the entitlement if the fans....whew....that's where my disdain abounds.
 
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