Ooooh that smell. Can't you smell that smell?

[xlakehawk]

Oh the irony.

Officials searching for cause of Carver-Hawkeye odor | Hawk Central

 

[CAARHawk]

That isn't irony, but it's really funny nonetheless.

 

[CyChamp]

Man, that's like an Onion article, but real. The timing of it is pretty damn funny.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

There's been some turd games dropped in there, I've heard anyway.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

The smell of death surrounds you?

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

I'll tell you what smells bad...old lettuce. I had a salad leftover from a lunch sometime before turkey day. It was in my little office fridge, forgotten and rotten. I opened up the fridge yesterday to put in some apple pie and was assaulted by one of the worst smells ever. I quickly took it straight to a department trash can in a common area. As the day went on and it warmed up it was really stinking up the place. I kept quiet as several people asked what the hell that smell was. It did prompt someone to decide it was the dirty microwave so they scrubbed that clean for once, so I guess it did have a positive outcome.

 

[GoHawks24]

I'll tell you what smells bad...old lettuce. I had a salad leftover from a lunch sometime before turkey day. It was in my little office fridge, forgotten and rotten. I opened up the fridge yesterday to put in some apple pie and was assaulted by one of the worst smells ever. I quickly took it straight to a department trash can in a common area. As the day went on and it warmed up it was really stinking up the place. I kept quiet as several people asked what the hell that smell was. It did prompt someone to decide it was the dirty microwave so they scrubbed that clean for once, so I guess it did have a positive outcome.

That was YOU that was stinking up the place the other day!?! Why I oughta..

I had a similar situation happen to me at work. I kept thinking it was this girl's stinky feet/shoes, but then eventually realized it was some discarded food from a few days previous. It sounds like we both have pretty lazy cleaning crews at our places of employment.

And "it's speculation" that the renovation may be the cause of the odor? Yea.. right.

 

[theboat]

That isn't irony, but it's really funny nonetheless.

Maybe like Alanis Morrisette's definition of irony?

 

[CAARHawk]

Yep. But "Isn't it an unfortunate coincidence," just doesn't have the same ring.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

I'll tell you what smells bad...old lettuce. I had a salad leftover from a lunch sometime before turkey day. It was in my little office fridge, forgotten and rotten. I opened up the fridge yesterday to put in some apple pie and was assaulted by one of the worst smells ever. I quickly took it straight to a department trash can in a common area. As the day went on and it warmed up it was really stinking up the place. I kept quiet as several people asked what the hell that smell was. It did prompt someone to decide it was the dirty microwave so they scrubbed that clean for once, so I guess it did have a positive outcome.

Cool story, bro. ;-p

 

[skinnykilmer17]

The room where post-game press conferences are held?

I've got the answer!


PAT "I ate too much HUMUS" HARTY!

 

[LifeHawk]

Maybe the bad smell is affecting the play. How about the next home game, all in attendance bring one of those pine tree car freshners. With 2000 of those in Carver it should help.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Cool story, bro. ;-p

That's sis to you, Bra'. And wasn't there a HN emoticon you could have used or was your crackbery acting up?

 

[HawkeyeCurtis]

Iowa's recruiting pipeline has been backed-up since Lickliter dropped a deuce on his way out.

 

[racerhawk]

Maybe like Alanis Morrisette's definition of irony?

Yeah, I think she was describing things that are a bummer, but not ironic.

A little too ironic, don't you think?