Offensive Mystery Solved

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ShemHawk

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It's not Spencer, Brian, the o-liine or Kirk. It is something far more nefarious...Hy-Vee and corporate greed.

Walking into my local Hy-Vee, I spotted this:

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Clearly, having a competent offense would be very costly to the company, and a prolific offense could drive them right out of business. I hope this is a one-year thing...
 


Of course this is funny. The problem is that in this day and age, things might not be so funny. How many on here still believe Ronnie Harmon threw the Rose Bowl? I for one don't believe that.
 




HawkGold said:
Of course this is funny. The problem is that in this day and age, things might not be so funny. How many on here still believe Ronnie Harmon threw the Rose Bowl? I for one don't believe that.
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I do. But then again, I don't believe we ever went to the moon.

I don't believe in Big Foot or the Lochness monster.

The latter items lack objective proof of existence.

There is plenty of evidence to support the former two events.
 


NorthKCHawk said:
I do. But then again, I don't believe we ever went to the moon.

I don't believe in Big Foot or the Lochness monster.

The latter items lack objective proof of existence.

There is plenty of evidence to support the former two events.
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Eddie Murphy says his Aunt Bunny (Gus' wife) was a Big Foot and that's good enough for me...
 


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Hum, the kids and the dog found a master document inside of Fort Kinnick stating, "Follow the formula, use Phil Parker, get 7-8 wins, get to the Outback....then job for life. Yours's truly, Gary Barta. "

Old man Ferentz was quoted as saying, "Got away with if for years and I would have kept getting away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!"
 
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