Offense production predictions.

[NCHawker]

I’ll say no more than 16 points against ISU. That’s 4 scoring drives

 

[SCHawkeye2]

Brian's sandbagging us.
42 pts

 

[Garandx]

Petras 12 for 36 103 yards 1td 1 int

Rushing like 138 total.

Everyone is pissed.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

 

[HaydenHawk56]

 

[Elwood]

1st down, run up the gut for gain of 1
2nd down, run up the gut for gain of 2
3rd down, pass to the flat for gain of 1
Punt
Brian F's playbook is on a 3x5 card

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

200 yards rushing, 70 yards passing, Taylor punting for 560 yards (My initial thought when this thread popped up yesterday).

Petras 12 for 36 103 yards 1td 1 int

Rushing like 138 total.

Everyone is pissed.

This, except revise the rushing total to 180. I think we move the ball, slow and plodding, for something like 3.8 yards per carry, despite eight clowns perpetually honking their horns and wiggling their bright red shoes in the box.

The OL shows some solid improvement, enough for the offense to land somewhere in the teens for scoring. We may need the defense or special teams to put us over the top, but then we might not if Petras and the Pallbearers can avoid stupid turnovers. Moss and Campbell both end the day with takeaways, and the Clowns look about as bad as The Hawk offense did against that defensive juggernaut, SDSU.

The whole squad climbs into a single Mustard and Menstrual car, bound back west for Clowntown. Chief Clown drops the keys as he’s trying to shove himself into that stinky vessel, trips, face planting into the north Kinnick goalpost, doing enough damage to finally be forced to spend half his salary on much needed orthodontia.

 

[hawkinn3]

It won’t get better against better competition.

Petras goes 10/30 for 70 yards and 2 INTs

Running Game has 60 yards

But, I think we win 9-3.