Nittany Lion haiku

[1hawkeye1]

5-7-5
It appears that forum rules are now unenforced, so I say let your imagination run wild! This could get really good.

Jo Pa is now dead
Sandusky is in prison
Just like our offense

 

[GhostofBTT]

It's not that easy
To make any Penn State jokes
sans molestation

 

[hawkeyebob62]

For anyone who wants, I will PM you my totally tasteless PSU/Sandusky haiku.

On second thought, Goat nailed it 100%

 

[1hawkeye1]

Oh I'm ready for that. PM pleez.

 

[racerhawk]

I'm in. PM me.

 

[racerhawk]

I struggle to write
An appropriate response
To this Haiku thread.

 

[racerhawk]

AIRBHG takes a break
From pounding on our players
Punishes Lions

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Boys boys boys boys boys
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
Nothing to see here...

 

[1hawkeye1]

Night game at Kinnick
The drunkenness will be nuts
Please don't get puked on

 

[racerhawk]

Pride now down the drain
They still chant "we are penn state"
And we say "I know."

 

[racerhawk]

Vanderchristianberg
Will make pedo state football
Wish they were in jail

 

[NEIChawk]

Garmon to the House
Meow, Meow PSU
Jo Pa turns in grave

 

[nationalchamps]

Pedo State will love
The pink visitors showers
Reminds them of Jer

 

[1977Hawkeye]

I'm in. PM me.

+1 - hit me up with your haiku, Bob.

 

[HawkAttack]

Hawks will pound Ped State
And make them feel the pain from
Sandusky til dawn

 

[DuffMan]

I truly hate Penn State,
Sandusky ****ed little boys,
I ended this thread

 

[CAARHawk]

Walk over puke ponds
In IC after win, good.
After loss, not good.

 

[Section136]

Pedo State coming to town
Cult like fans as well
Joe Pa wont be in Kinnick

 

[CAARHawk]

Pedo State coming to town
Cult like fans as well
Joe Pa wont be in Kinnick

Section 1 3 6
is counting challenged quite much.
or doesn't get rules .

 

[Section136]

Section 1 3 6
is counting challenged quite much.
or doesn't get rules .

Yeah, not sure why I did 7-5-7. I'm an idiot.