NFL players use Viagra on field

[DuffMan]

Its prolly not what you think, unless you think there is an advantage to playing football with a huge raging mega-boner, in which case its EXACTLY what you think.


NFL Viagra Use? Brandon Marshall, Bears WR, Has 'Heard' Of Viagra Use To Gain Edge On Field

 

[kicker22]

Guess that would make tackling guys by their dreads more acceptable. It's amazing what players will do to raise their level of performance.

 

[Casey388]

I bet it is just wide receivers and running backs that are doing it. That way when people try to tackle around the waist it is like a stiff arm.

 

[twinlaker]

Backfield in motion has a brand new meaning!

 

[Scooter]

This all explains this.

 

[kicker22]

These guys do realize that they're not supposed to last for 4 hours and they could probably wait to pop them until after the game when it's time to go out on the town... At least they've got team physicians in the event they last longer than 4 hours.

 

[bcl20]

This all explains this.

Trying to think of some context where that is acceptable and....I got nothing.

 

[roetbombaaa]

It makes sense as the drug is a vasodialator. (opens the blood vessels which increases blood flow) But what they don't realize is that Viagra has an enzyme added to it which directs the blood flow directly to the one-eyed monster. Keep your eyes peeled for boners on the field.

 

[Casey388]

It makes sense as the drug is a vasodialator. (opens the blood vessels which increases blood flow) But what they don't realize is that Viagra has an enzyme added to it which directs the blood flow directly to the one-eyed monster. Keep your eyes peeled for boners on the field.

Think I will pass...

 

[roetbombaaa]

Think I will pass...

#nohomo

 

[Igothawked]

Does anyone else question Duff's google search history even more after posting this article?

 

[bcl20]

It makes sense as the drug is a vasodialator. (opens the blood vessels which increases blood flow) But what they don't realize is that Viagra has an enzyme added to it which directs the blood flow directly to the one-eyed monster. Keep your eyes peeled for boners on the field.

Um...I think everyone realizes that Viagra is a boner drug.

 

[roetbombaaa]

Um...I think everyone realizes that Viagra is a boner drug.

No WAY! You're kidding! I'm just explaining why the fooseballers are taking it. Also explaining why it's ineffective.

 

[bcl20]

Why do you want to keep your eyes peeled for boners on the field anyways?

 

[roetbombaaa]

Why do you want to keep your eyes peeled for boners on the field anyways?

Why does a dog lick his ballz?

 

[bcl20]

'Cause he likes the taste.

 

[ThunderHawk]

The Blue Diamond is an aggressive vasodialator. High altitude mountaineers have taken to using as well.

Viagra Found to Help High-Altitude Athletes - Los Angeles Times

Conquering mountains with a little help from Viagra « Sciencelens

Yours truly remains a Viagra virgin. A couple of guys I climb with acted as guinea pigs and gave Le Diamond Bleu a climbing trial a few years back and sweated so profusely that they were at risk of developing hypothermia. Didn't even get the benefit of sprouting an organic trekking pole.

 

[vegashawki]

Why does a dog lick his ballz?

It feels good?