Nebraska welcomes home Scott Frost

Damn... That's crazy. Wouldn't wish that upon anyone. But wait 10 rings at Oregon? How many years was he there? They must give rings out like candy. Must have been conference championships and bowl games. He had to have gotten multiple rings a year for him to have that many.
 
Some dirt bags cased his place, knew he was out doing coach related things or on vacation. But he should have locked the garage.
 
Wow...those Nebraska championship rings are really, really old. I can't believe he didn't have them in some climate controlled chamber to keep them from deteriorating. The chamber could also house the delusional mist (paint thinner) that was used in the early part of this century on the Nebraska fan base...kind of a "field of dreams" mist that immediately takes you back to that championship season. You swear you have been transported through time along with the smells of the game...popcorn, beer, sausages. There was also a special mist for the city of Lincoln that smelled like manure...very popular with Nebraska fans.
 
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well, these are all pretty custom items, off loading them isn't gonna be easy.
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You can't even show them to someone in Nebraska without them immediately going to the cops because stealing those rings from the new ball coach is damn near a capital offense in those parts. Bold move by whoever did it. Frost better hope it was some junky looking to score some meth or heroin because they'll show up in a week if that was the case.
 
okeefe4prez said:
You can't even show them to someone in Nebraska without them immediately going to the cops because stealing those rings from the new ball coach is damn near a capital offense in those parts. Bold move by whoever did it. Frost better hope it was some junky looking to score some meth or heroin because they'll show up in a week if that was the case.
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Nebraska still has the death penalty and are gearing up to have it's first capital punishment in close to 40 years. Probably good practice for this poor sap.
 
After a description, a wanted poster just went out:


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It had to be some tweaked out meth heads (to be fair, what else is there to do in Nebraska other than steal shit, court your cousins, drag a significant other down the stairs by his/her hair, or watch 2nd rate college football?).

No resale value whatsoever because no one could ever show it off. I would ask what Larry Phillips’ alibi is, but...you know...
 
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