My advice

[westview]

Sorry it this is a double post. Having trouble with my comp. My advice to players or any other guys. If a girl says no assume she means it. If she is drunk or passed out do not have sex with her. It might keep you out of jail.

 

[vegashawki]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdX8y_xkz14]CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! - YouTube[/ame]

Thanks for the breaking news!!

 

[westview]

Apparently is not obvious to everyone.

 

[tweeterhawk]

My advice: if you're feeling the urge, find one of these things (preferably not used).

Iowa City Armed Robber escapes with an $1,800 sex doll

 

[vegashawki]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXr_aKx90KU]Pointless OT Thread - YouTube[/ame]

 

[morley10]

Make sure you have your breathalyzer handy at all times.

 

[tweeterhawk]

More Tweeter advice: buy low, sell high

 

[doclee]

Well, the responses to Westview were very cute...thanks. However, it is a concise summary of the advice that should be committed to memory by all males. Thanks, Westview. No sarcasm here.

signed, 66 year old father of a daughter and grandfather of 3 lovely young girls.

 

[TChawk]

Sorry it this is a double post. Having trouble with my comp. My advice to players or any other guys. If a girl says no assume she means it. If she is drunk or passed out do not have sex with her. It might keep you out of jail.

And what if she first says yes and then after the fact changes her mind?

 

[vegashawki]

Yawn... no s*** it's called common sense.

 

[1hawkeye1]

And what if she first says yes and then after the fact changes her mind?

What if she is the aggressor, but the next morning is convinced by some "Gloria Allred" type that she was violated?

 

[aeischeid]

Sage-like wisdom.

 

[stevefrench]

Sorry it this is a double post. Having trouble with my comp. My advice to players or any other guys. If a girl says no assume she means it. If she is drunk or passed out do not have sex with her. It might keep you out of jail.

 

[DuffMan]

Some additional advice...

Don't eat yellow snow, don't pee against the wind, and never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

 

[aeischeid]

Some additional advice...

Don't eat yellow snow, don't pee against the wind, and never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

I would add, don't tug on Superman's cape.

 

[vegashawki]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN79HdQUPZI]NOLAN THE GAY UNICORN - YouTube[/ame]

Leapfrog anyone?

 

[morley10]

Well, the responses to Westview were very cute...thanks. However, it is a concise summary of the advice that should be committed to memory by all males. Thanks, Westview. No sarcasm here.

signed, 66 year old father of a daughter and grandfather of 3 lovely young girls.

A daughter, was the wife drunk at the time?

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

My advice: fatties need love too.

 

[stevefrench]

My advice: fatties need love too.

but if a fatty says no do i still assume she means it? Or if she is drunk or passed out do I not have sex with her?

I should probably run this by westview just to make sure. hope he isnt still having trouble posting from his computer...

 

[HomerChampless]

My advice: chaperones for Iowa athletes.

EDIT: now, how is my good advice going to be acceded with all the facetious advice flying about?