McMurphy Hilariously Trolls ISU Dorks

What’s funny is this shit happened last year as well. A bunch of places had ISU as a preseason top 15 team for 2019 around this time last year. Despite losing their best WR and RB.

This time they lose their top two WR, four starting OL, two starting DL, their leading tackler at LB and a starting DB. Yes, Purdy, Hall and Kolar are really good but it takes a lot more than three guys.
 
What’s funny is this shit happened last year as well. A bunch of places had ISU as a preseason top 15 team for 2019 around this time last year. Despite losing their best WR and RB.

This time they lose their top two WR, four starting OL, two starting DL, their leading tackler at LB and a starting DB. Yes, Purdy, Hall and Kolar are really good but it takes a lot more than three guys.
Life was good at nebraska last year too.

They had the 2019 Heisman winner on their roster.
 
What’s funny is this shit happened last year as well. A bunch of places had ISU as a preseason top 15 team for 2019 around this time last year. Despite losing their best WR and RB.

This time they lose their top two WR, four starting OL, two starting DL, their leading tackler at LB and a starting DB. Yes, Purdy, Hall and Kolar are really good but it takes a lot more than three guys.
Purdy’s overrated. His conference makes him look better than he is.

That dude would lose his life in the B1G or SEC.
 
There are actually people on CryFan who are taking this serious. I am not kidding.

The best part is probably the complete 180 the clown fans are going to do. After the loss to ND I had the pleasure of reading CF and most were predicting 6-6 to 7-5. They lose their entire oline and a couple WRs if I remember correctly. Lose a good deal on defense as well.

No matter any of that stuff now that this ranking has them high, they’ll be predicting a conference championship now.
 
ISU fans remain desperate for any news, real or imagined, that may suggest their program has a pulse, much like Iowa fans 40 years ago.
 
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