KF's 8 year plan

skinnykilmer17

skinnykilmer17

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Hire Greg Davis. Promise him 5 years while Jr coaches the line. (Make Hawkeye fans suffer miserably through piles of steaming offensive football because, well, promoting Jr too soon wouldn't look right).

Add glossy "Run game coordinator" to Jr's resume making pending promotion more 'legitimate'. Wink. Wink.

Promote Jr to OC. Pay him a shitload of money. Rehire buddy (whose offenses were also often steaming piles of poo) and pay him a shitload of money to hold Jr's hand. I mean coach the quarterbacks.

Hire a successful OC to coach the offensive line. (Something he has never done before).

Retire after 2019 season having eclipsed Hayden Fry as the winningest coach in Iowa history. (This is the most disgusting part).

Jr ascends to HC. Oline coach takes over as OC. Another Ferentz becomes Oline coach. Rinse. Repeat.

Somewhere in there Captain Nepotism signs a second lifetime contract and before retiring early his agent convinces Barta to honor the lifetime contract because all those 7 win seasons were extraordinary.

He retires to Pennsylvania flipping off Hawkeye fans in his rearview mirror.

He pens his memoir, "That's Football - An Offensive Strategy". Forewarded by Jon Miller. It sells 7 copies. 5 to Chad Liesitkow and one each to HawkeyeBob and Deano.
 
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skinnykilmer17 said:
Hire Greg Davis. Promise him 5 years while Jr coaches the line. (Make Hawkeye fans suffer miserably through piles of steaming offensive football because, well, promoting Jr too soon wouldn't look right).

Add glossy "Run game coordinator" to Jr's resume making pending promotion more 'legitimate'. Wink. Wink.

Promote Jr to OC. Pay him a shitload of money. Rehire buddy (whose offenses were also often steaming piles of poo) and pay him a shitload of money to hold Jr's hand. I mean coach the quarterbacks.

Hire a successful OC to coach the offensive line. (Something he has never done before).

Retire after 2019 season having eclipsed Hayden Fry as the winningest coach in Iowa history. (This is the most disgusting part).

Jr ascends to HC. Oline coach takes over as OC. Another Ferentz becomes Oline coach. Rinse. Repeat.

Somewhere in there Captain Nepotism signs a second lifetime contract and before retiring early his agent convinces Barta to honor the lifetime contract because all those 7 win seasons were extraordinary.

He retires to Pennsylvania flipping off Hawkeye fans in his rearview mirror.

He pens his memoir, "That's Football - An Offensive Strategy". Forewarded by Jon Miller. It sells 7 copies. 5 to Chad Liesitkow and one each to HawkeyeBob and Deano.
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need to add same people pay large sums of money to go watch the mess every Saturday because they are great hawkeye fans
 
skinnykilmer17 said:
Hire Greg Davis. Promise him 5 years while Jr coaches the line. (Make Hawkeye fans suffer miserably through piles of steaming offensive football because, well, promoting Jr too soon wouldn't look right).

Add glossy "Run game coordinator" to Jr's resume making pending promotion more 'legitimate'. Wink. Wink.

Promote Jr to OC. Pay him a shitload of money. Rehire buddy (whose offenses were also often steaming piles of poo) and pay him a shitload of money to hold Jr's hand. I mean coach the quarterbacks.

Hire a successful OC to coach the offensive line. (Something he has never done before).

Retire after 2019 season having eclipsed Hayden Fry as the winningest coach in Iowa history. (This is the most disgusting part).

Jr ascends to HC. Oline coach takes over as OC. Another Ferentz becomes Oline coach. Rinse. Repeat.

Somewhere in there Captain Nepotism signs a second lifetime contract and before retiring early his agent convinces Barta to honor the lifetime contract because all those 7 win seasons were extraordinary.

He retires to Pennsylvania flipping off Hawkeye fans in his rearview mirror.

He pens his memoir, "That's Football - An Offensive Strategy". Forewarded by Jon Miller. It sells 7 copies. 5 to Chad Liesitkow and one each to HawkeyeBob and Deano.
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Don't forget about using his connections to the family of Joe Moore to give junior's OL the award, even though they didn't deserve it.
 
tksirius said:
Don't forget about using his connections to the family of Joe Moore to give junior's OL the award, even though they didn't deserve it.
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Oops. How did I forget that! So blatantly transparent.

But the apologists fail to see how arrogant, selfish and manipulative this guy is.

* See rhabdo incident etc etc...
 
skinnykilmer17 said:
Hire Greg Davis. Promise him 5 years while Jr coaches the line. (Make Hawkeye fans suffer miserably through piles of steaming offensive football because, well, promoting Jr too soon wouldn't look right).

Add glossy "Run game coordinator" to Jr's resume making pending promotion more 'legitimate'. Wink. Wink.

Promote Jr to OC. Pay him a shitload of money. Rehire buddy (whose offenses were also often steaming piles of poo) and pay him a shitload of money to hold Jr's hand. I mean coach the quarterbacks.

Hire a successful OC to coach the offensive line. (Something he has never done before).

Retire after 2019 season having eclipsed Hayden Fry as the winningest coach in Iowa history. (This is the most disgusting part).

Jr ascends to HC. Oline coach takes over as OC. Another Ferentz becomes Oline coach. Rinse. Repeat.

Somewhere in there Captain Nepotism signs a second lifetime contract and before retiring early his agent convinces Barta to honor the lifetime contract because all those 7 win seasons were extraordinary.

He retires to Pennsylvania flipping off Hawkeye fans in his rearview mirror.

He pens his memoir, "That's Football - An Offensive Strategy". Forewarded by Jon Miller. It sells 7 copies. 5 to Chad Liesitkow and one each to HawkeyeBob and Deano.
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I'd take Hayden as my coach any day over Kirk. Have you ever viewed those old Iowa games under Hayden on Youtube by a guy named Hawkeye Historian? Hayden's offenses were so much more powerful, explosive and soooo much more fun to watch.
 
I love conspiracy theories. And this one is fantastic. I can really get behind this. It sounds so legit it has to be true.

Well done, sir.
 
EstronHawkKing said:
I'd take Hayden as my coach any day over Kirk. Have you ever viewed those old Iowa games under Hayden on Youtube by a guy named Hawkeye Historian? Hayden's offenses were so much more powerful, explosive and soooo much more fun to watch.
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Me too. Thanks for the reference. I watched many of those games in person. Exciting times and the creativity between then and now is light years. Now Hayden surrounded himself with some really talented coaches and that eventually eroded (along with health) as they moved on. But credit to him, he was secure enough to do that and he encouraged, trusted and challenged his coaches to be hungry AND to challenge him in return. And look at the team success and coaches AND PLAYERS he developed because of this. Ferentz?? Not so much. I just don't see it. At least from the outside looking in.

When I view KF I see stubborness, insecurity, no creativity, nepotism and someone who coaches out of fear. And doesn't trust natural ability. Some players just don't need to be developed as much as others.

It's like he has bought into this overused myth that we have a roster full of 2 stars and he is the best developer in all of college football. Not so much with skilled positions now is he? Why is that you think?

Instead of utilizing a player's natural ability and tailoring schemes and plays for them, (which might actually lead to greater team success!), he hammers them into performing within his stale and myopic philosophies.

Just the opposite of Hayden. So Ferentz can pump himself up with pride someday for breaking Hayden's record but for me and the majority of Hawk fans when we think of Hawkeye football it ain't him.
 
skinnykilmer17 said:
Hire Greg Davis. Promise him 5 years while Jr coaches the line. (Make Hawkeye fans suffer miserably through piles of steaming offensive football because, well, promoting Jr too soon wouldn't look right).

Add glossy "Run game coordinator" to Jr's resume making pending promotion more 'legitimate'. Wink. Wink.

Promote Jr to OC. Pay him a shitload of money. Rehire buddy (whose offenses were also often steaming piles of poo) and pay him a shitload of money to hold Jr's hand. I mean coach the quarterbacks.

Hire a successful OC to coach the offensive line. (Something he has never done before).

Retire after 2019 season having eclipsed Hayden Fry as the winningest coach in Iowa history. (This is the most disgusting part).

Jr ascends to HC. Oline coach takes over as OC. Another Ferentz becomes Oline coach. Rinse. Repeat.

Somewhere in there Captain Nepotism signs a second lifetime contract and before retiring early his agent convinces Barta to honor the lifetime contract because all those 7 win seasons were extraordinary.

He retires to Pennsylvania flipping off Hawkeye fans in his rearview mirror.

He pens his memoir, "That's Football - An Offensive Strategy". Forewarded by Jon Miller. It sells 7 copies. 5 to Chad Liesitkow and one each to HawkeyeBob and Deano.
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Dean only reads swear words. Not KF style. Only 6 copies. Well Bob likes swear words so 6 is kind of iffy.
 
tksirius said:
Don't forget about using his connections to the family of Joe Moore to give junior's OL the award, even though they didn't deserve it.
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Agree. That was a total setup to move BF upward before the full results of his tenure (this years OL) were evident.
 
EstronHawkKing said:
I'd take Hayden as my coach any day over Kirk. Have you ever viewed those old Iowa games under Hayden on Youtube by a guy named Hawkeye Historian? Hayden's offenses were so much more powerful, explosive and soooo much more fun to watch.
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Bill Snyder had a great deal to do with this.
 
To echo previous comments, Hayden hired coaches that were hungry to be head coaches themselves. HAydens coaching tree is one of the best the sport has seen.
How many head coaches have come from Ferentz? Any? I really dont think there has.
 
skinnykilmer17 said:
Hire Greg Davis. Promise him 5 years while Jr coaches the line. (Make Hawkeye fans suffer miserably through piles of steaming offensive football because, well, promoting Jr too soon wouldn't look right).

Add glossy "Run game coordinator" to Jr's resume making pending promotion more 'legitimate'. Wink. Wink.

Promote Jr to OC. Pay him a shitload of money. Rehire buddy (whose offenses were also often steaming piles of poo) and pay him a shitload of money to hold Jr's hand. I mean coach the quarterbacks.

Hire a successful OC to coach the offensive line. (Something he has never done before).

Retire after 2019 season having eclipsed Hayden Fry as the winningest coach in Iowa history. (This is the most disgusting part).

Jr ascends to HC. Oline coach takes over as OC. Another Ferentz becomes Oline coach. Rinse. Repeat.

Somewhere in there Captain Nepotism signs a second lifetime contract and before retiring early his agent convinces Barta to honor the lifetime contract because all those 7 win seasons were extraordinary.

He retires to Pennsylvania flipping off Hawkeye fans in his rearview mirror.

He pens his memoir, "That's Football - An Offensive Strategy". Forewarded by Jon Miller. It sells 7 copies. 5 to Chad Liesitkow and one each to HawkeyeBob and Deano.
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So, another 7-5 season?
 
---------But the apologists fail to see how arrogant, selfish and manipulative this guy is.

I've said for over a decade that he is not exactly what he appears to be....you have him pegged dead on.
 
I think the fans would riot if Brian got handed the HC job..........literally torches and pitchforks.
 
Motigerhawk said:
I love conspiracy theories. And this one is fantastic. I can really get behind this. It sounds so legit it has to be true.

Well done, sir.
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Except this is all probably fairly accurate. His son Brian WILL get the HC job when he retires; I"ll bet some of his other sons will be part of the program by then too. I also believe that Kirk will retire once he surpasses Hayden for career wins. Because the program isn't here for the fans you know, it's here to support the Ferentz family.
 
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