KF needs a short sleeve shirt

kurt grosses nearly $4 million a year...I think he can afford to buy his own clothing
 
All of the coaches are wearing long sleeve shirts in the practice pics, and it is very odd.

Especially if they're going to wear shorts with them. That's just...weird.
 
The truth of the matter is Kirk got scarring on his arms from a moped accident. He tried to out run the Iowa City police and ran into a tree.
 
I think he's been wearing long sleeves for years. I don't know why. Maybe Howe would ask him this tough question.
 
Kirk pays doctors to steal bodily fluids from Hayden Fry whenever he goes in for a physical, and Kirk injects them every Saturday morning except when playing Northwestern. The sleeves are for the track marks.
 
I used to work for a guy that that always wore long sleeve shirts, he claimed it acts as a coolant, from shielding the sunlight from you skin
 

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