ISU football gets some recognition

[Travisam]

6th most successful program in history. At sucking. Go clones!

Counting down college football's most prestigious programs (21-119) - ESPN

We're at 30.

 

[busabus114]

Seems about right

Its amazing they have such passionate fans after decades of sucking

 

[Travisam]

Agreed bus. Noone embraces losing like losers.

 

[irvskyle]

as much as i enjoy seeing the clowns this low, rankings like these are only enjoyed by those who love living in the past. For example, Notre Dame fans eat this s%#t up

 

[BigRedPowrWagon]

Only a few others have sucked greater then isu.

 

[Travisam]

Oh don't worry Irv. They still suck present day. So, everyone can feel free to enjoy it.

 

[InNormwetrust]

LOL

Well at least there's facts to prove this now.

 

[irvskyle]

but what does being high in these rankings get you?

 

[ShadasRevenge]

but what does being high in these rankings get you?

Nothing. It's the offseason, re-alignment is over (for now) and ESPN needs something to keep their writers busy.

 

[kuhntz]

Actually this was from 2009....so....just to get a good laugh read up on team #2. Wonder how many points that fantastic 2004 season gets them now.

 

[Mesaclone]

You guys are obsessed.

That's good...that means splitting the last decade 5-5 has really gotten to you.

 

[busabus114]

You guys are obsessed.

says the guy with 1000 posts on an iowa msg board

 

[busabus114]

That's good...that means splitting the last decade 5-5 has really gotten to you.

Remember the Lemon tree episode on The Simpsons?

Some Springfield parents have to go to Shelbyville to find their kids and they have this exchange with some Shelbyville parents at a gas station:

Ned: [nervous] Well, a friendly Springfield "Hello" there, neighbors.
Uh, you know, we think some kids of ours may be missing in your
town.
Man 1: Missing children?
Man 2: Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
Man 3: Maybe that why we beat them at football nearly half the time,
huh?

The taunt about winning half the games in the last decade really reminded me of this. Wish i could find a clip....some green rep for anyone who can

 

[528646]

Wow, a pseudo-scientific points system that proves ISU sucks at football. Incredible. What will they come up with next? The sun is hot? The pope is Catholic?

 

[Mesaclone]

bus...I post on the Iowa board because I'm an Iowa alumni, and a fan of my 2nd favorite team, the Hawks.

What's your excuse for obsessing on ISU?

 

[bws258]

I'm an Iowa alumni

I'm guessing you didn't major in Latin

 

[busabus114]

bus...I post on the Iowa board because I'm an Iowa alumni, and a fan of my 2nd favorite team, the Hawks.

What's your excuse for obsessing on ISU?

I dont obsess....if you look Ive started zero threads about the clones and have zero posts at cyclone fanatic.

From your posts I have a very hard time believing you are an Iowa fan

 

[NewMexHawk]

So the clowns might win a game they shouldn't? Even really really drunk fat girls get lucky in dark bars at 1:00 in the moring when the bar is closing and she meets a really really drunk guy who can hardly stand....

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

bus...I post on the Iowa board because I'm an Iowa alumni, and a fan of my 2nd favorite team, the Hawks.

What's your excuse for obsessing on ISU?

For me obsessing over ISU is like watching the monkeys at the zoo throw their own feces at each other. Both are entertaining.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

You guys are obsessed.

That's good...that means splitting the last decade 5-5 has really gotten to you.

THIS, is the definition of ironic. Mesaclose saying we're obsessed...as much as he hangs out on OUR board. LOL Too much.