Inside Sources Tell Me....

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tmurph2643

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Jon Miller has signed a contract extension with Geico that will pay him an estimated $1.5 million through 2014.

Sorry, it is about that time of night that we will see some ridiculous rumors.. and it is past my bed time. hope you guys enjoy this late breaking news.
 




I am personally offended by this thread.

Some of us have more body hair than others--we are better prepared for the winter desolation.

Some of us just went to Target yesterday and bought a can of Nair for Men. Some of us tried it on our thick shoulder hair yesterday before taking a shower.

While my flesh was melting (a la the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark), I thought, "Maybe shoulder hair isn't so bad. Maybe I should appreciate the way my shirts stand an inch above my back. Maybe I should just make braids of the stuff."

But I digress.
 




I couldnt bear to watch Channel 13 news tonight. I hadn't shaved in two days, have been considering growing a beard until before the flight to AZ..and then Andy Fales shows up at radio station with a camera wanting to interview me. I am sure that looked real, real professional.

Then again, I am just an ordinary average guy
 




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