In case you guys didn't know this already...

[edr247]

Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God really hates Iowa. I mean, really hates the Hawks.

Brinson: Declares transfer preseason

Wegher: Out for season due to personal, declares transfer postseason

Hampton: Out for season (most of it) due to injured ACL, declares transfer postseason

Robinson: Plays for most of the season, though it isn't without injury (multiple concussions). Out for bowl game due to violation of team rules, though supposedly able to rejoin team in January.

Coker: Injured preseason, but comes back in to first give ARob a break, and then later as a starter. Future looks bright. Must wrap in bubble tape, move to secret bunker and place under 24/7 surveillance.

Rogers: Saved (?) by move to FB, though he was injured while listed as RB.

O'Meara: Suffers serious injury during Arizona game. Never really given a realistic shot at starting anyway.

Johnson: Injured senior year of high school. May get a shot next year.

Gordon: Decommits from Iowa to go back to Wisconsin (?)

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

AIRBHG pulling out all the stops this year.

Hopefully he doesn't try to up himself later.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God has no sense of humor and is a jerk...there, I said it...it needed to be said!

 

[albertyoungisgood]

We need to make a sacrifice. Hopefully we won't have to kill someone on the current roster. Perhaps we can start with a former player. NOT Albert Young. I think we should grab that guy from earlier in the decade who couldn't make it to the line of scrimmage without falling down. If we sacrifice him on a burning altar at the 50 in Kinnick maybe AIRBHG will be appeased.

 

[Hawke]

It seems some Iowa RB's hate themselves and self-destruct.

 

[Bohawk]

It's funny because it seems like almost every year lately, we start by saying, "how are they going to make all these RB's happy?" We end the season saying, "we are running out of RB's!"

Moral of the story, you can never have too many RB's.