I'm gonna dress up as Ferentz for halloween.

[mrolympia]

since there's no off topic board.

I figure an Iowa polo shirt, khakis, comfy shoes, head set for the costume complete with chewing about 10 pieces of gum all at once, writing on a tiny notepad every few seconds. Perhaps a large bag with a dollar sign on it as well? I'm still trying to get my "ha ha, you can't fire me no matter how much I destroy this team" face down though.

 

[judzeehawk]

Don't forget the snort! That's football!

 

[Seth53]

Nickname yourself the "Happy Slappy"

 

[theboat]

Must have pleats.

 

[hawkphan00]

Multiple pleats that is. Greater than 4 is preferred.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

since there's no off topic board.

I figure an Iowa polo shirt, khakis, comfy shoes, head set for the costume complete with chewing about 10 pieces of gum all at once, writing on a tiny notepad every few seconds. Perhaps a large bag with a dollar sign on it as well? I'm still trying to get my "ha ha, you can't fire me no matter how much I destroy this team" face down though.

Yeah there's an off topic board. You have to subscribe to see it. Have to go into your settings.

 

[83Hawk]

Don't forget to snort every once in awhile.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

I don't even know what pleats are. Are they the creases down the pants? And that's bad? Note to self

 

[1hawkeye1]

Pleats give you the best chance of winning. Everybody knows that.

 

[1hawkeye1]

since there's no off topic board.

I figure an Iowa polo shirt, khakis, comfy shoes, head set for the costume complete with chewing about 10 pieces of gum all at once, writing on a tiny notepad every few seconds. Perhaps a large bag with a dollar sign on it as well? I'm still trying to get my "ha ha, you can't fire me no matter how much I destroy this team" face down though.

Make sure you speak in a monotone at all times. Use no voice inflection whatsoever. Remember, you are totally bored and can't believe you have to do whatever you are doing. It is beneath you. YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN!

 

[528646]

I don't even know what pleats are. Are they the creases down the pants? And that's bad? Note to self

Dude, you just outed yourself as a white guy - now we all know what race you are!

I'll bet you thought pleats were really "sharp", which is important to you because you take your image seriously - whether it be at an insurance convention, a Saturday am tee time, or just cutting loose at a John Tesh concert.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Please quit making fun of me. I am in a very unstable place right now.

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

I do like the John trash radio program. It's very educational

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

And still nobody has told me what pleats are. Ill google it

 

[Sparky]

Be sure to stuff $4 million worth of fake cash in your pockets, have Greg Davis follow you around all night handcuffed, and have someone dressed as Brian around you at all times saying "But Daaaaaaad, is it my turn to coach yet?"

 

[Sparky]

You could do one better and have a picture of Rudock in a lab coat pinned to your chest. Make sure you draw a heart around his head with lipstick and write "My Starter 4-EVER" above it.

 

[HaydenHawk56]

since there's no off topic board.

I figure an Iowa polo shirt, khakis, comfy shoes, head set for the costume complete with chewing about 10 pieces of gum all at once, writing on a tiny notepad every few seconds. Perhaps a large bag with a dollar sign on it as well? I'm still trying to get my "ha ha, you can't fire me no matter how much I destroy this team" face down though.

LMFAO!

 

[1hawkeye1]

And still nobody has told me what pleats are. Ill google it

 

[99topdawg]

Don't forget to tighten up your moobs. You might get young hot chicks check them out.

 

[528646]

And still nobody has told me what pleats are. Ill google it

Honky alert!!! How's your 401k doing? Taking a beating? How's your overall portfolio doing, though? Strong? I'll bet its still strong.

Did your son have a good time at lacrosse camp this summer? I bet it was a "hoot"!