I need to borrow $100

[austinhawk]

A betting site has Iowa at 20/1 to win Big Ten. I want some of this. $100 down to pay $2000? Why the heck is everyone so high on MSU? They lost Kirk Cousins, their quarterback for the past 9 years. I can't see Michigan State just "reloading" after losing the leader of their team. And Michigan? We have OWNED Denard Robinson. He hasn't done squat against us.
With Ohio St and Penn State not eligible, Michigan State overated, Denard Robinson overhype, and Us not playing Wisky, I would and will take a $100 bet at 20 to 1. Hawks are going to surprise everyone this year. We couldn't have handwritten an easier schedule. P.s. This site also has Illinois at 20/1 ( I think I just pee'd myself).

 

[FalseMirage]

Can you pay me back on Monday?

 

[hawkfarmer]

It's not really much of a risk to bet someone else's $100. If you're so confident use your own $100

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Then do it?

If you don't have a $100 handy you shouldn't be on the internet and you should be finding employment at your nearest BK.

 

[austinhawk]

It's not really much of a risk to bet someone else's $100. If you're so confident use your own $100

Are you a rocket surgeon??

 

[Chickenlounge]

If you have to borrow $100, you shouldn't be betting on anything. Seriously, it's $100, not a month's pay.

 

[hawkfarmer]

Are you a rocket surgeon??

Farmer, thought that was clear. No?

 

[Scorpio79]

If you have to borrow $100, you shouldn't be betting on anything. Seriously, it's $100, not a month's pay.

Actually, for teh OP, yeah it is.

 

[austinhawk]

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Actually, for teh OP, yeah it is.

I'm so poor i have to put bread on layaway!!

 

[hawkfarmer]

I'm so poor i have to put bread on layaway!!

I'd suggest selling yourself to science. They pay well, and they give you plenty of cool side-effects that you could turn into a circus show.

 

[atomicblue224]

I never ask for money since i was 14. I quit being kid and learn to earn money. Don't encourage OP to gamble away someone else money.If it was for medical emergency , sure i give you some money but to gamble . no you go ahead gamble your own money

 

[Scorpio79]

I'm so poor i have to put bread on layaway!!

1. That was funny.
B. I likey your avatar.

 

[Scorpio79]

I never ask for money since i was 14. I quit being kid and learn to earn money. Don't encourage OP to gamble away someone else money.If it was for medical emergency , sure i give you some money but to gamble . no you go ahead gamble your own money

you waited until you were 14 to start working for pay??
you're kind of a slacker, buddy-boy
I was mowing lawns, shoveling snow, delivering newspapers, and working at a private kennel by the time I was 11
I wonder if laziness causes hearing loss??

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

1. That was funny.
B. I likey your avatar.

The joke was stolen. Cmon.

 

[Scorpio79]

The joke was stolen. Cmon.

doesn't mean it wasn't funny, barkeep

 

[atomicblue224]

you waited until you were 14 to start working for pay??
you're kind of a slacker, buddy-boy
I was mowing lawns, shoveling snow, delivering newspapers, and working at a private kennel by the time I was 11
I wonder if laziness causes hearing loss??

I did work on farms during summers at 10 years old

 

[Scorpio79]

I did work on farms during summers at 10 years old

detassling is nasty work, ain't it

 

[hawkfarmer]

detassling is nasty work, ain't it

Yes, yes it is.

 

[Scorpio79]

Yes, yes it is.

I applaud your dedication to your craft, my friend.

 

[Blackout]

detassling is nasty work, ain't it

Worst summer job I have ever had. I still hate Garst to this day for that job.