I don't mean to stir the pot or start stuff

I

IowaHOCKS23

Well-Known Member
I see a correlation with this "incident" and with how the team is playing. I'm told a certain bball player went to eat at Carl and Ernie's, where it was busy and there were two waitresses working. When it came time to leave, the player left no tip and wrote "you suck" on the tab.

This is not how I want my school represented, and it shows these kids have a **** poor attitude just like their coach.

Again, I am not here to say fire Fran or anything like that, to be honest, when I was a kid I went to a Fred hoiberg basketball camp so I'm more of a cyclone bball guy, hawkeye football (went to every game last year, am a student) I just think these kids need to remember that at all times, they are representatives of the institution they play for, like it or not.
 
Story I heard was that the tip line said "store your treasures in heaven and not on earth and by the way try to lose 50 pounds" and that there was a phone number on there too and the phone number called Wegher's phone and then he got the girl pregnant and it was Willie Guy's second cousin and when Jok heard about it he flipped out and the team fell apart and then Olaseni got rhabdo.
 
It suddenly all makes sense! McCabe writes "you suck" on a bill...Iowa finishes the year 1-6. It's like adding 2 + 2 and getting 4!
 
okeefe4prez said:
Story I heard was that the tip line said "store your treasures in heaven and not on earth and by the way try to lose 50 pounds" and that there was a phone number on there too and the phone number called Wegher's phone and then he got the girl pregnant and it was Willie Guy's second cousin and when Jok heard about it he flipped out and the team fell apart and then Olaseni got rhabdo.
Click to expand...

Excellent!
 
okeefe4prez said:
Story I heard was that the tip line said "store your treasures in heaven and not on earth and by the way try to lose 50 pounds" and that there was a phone number on there too and the phone number called Wegher's phone and then he got the girl pregnant and it was Willie Guy's second cousin and when Jok heard about it he flipped out and the team fell apart and then Olaseni got rhabdo.
Click to expand...

I'm confused, the baby was Willie Guy's second cousin? Was the waitress related to Willie? Heard any plans about raising the kid to play QB?
 
HawkeyeMike23 said:
I'm confused, the baby was Willie Guy's second cousin? Was the waitress related to Willie? Heard any plans about raising the kid to play QB?
Click to expand...

Waitress was Willie's second cousin. Kid is in gestation, but is expected to be a 5 star recruit in football and basketball and is a 5 tool baseball player, on par with Derek Jeter but with Barry Bonds-like power.
 
True story: I once delivered a pizza to Dean Oliver, and got no tip.
Aaron Kampman gave me a tip and was super friendly.

At least that "Iowa basketball player" doesn't have a last name that rhymes with "tippin'" like Scottie "No Tippin'" Pippen.
 
Scooby said:
True story: I once delivered a pizza to Dean Oliver, and got no tip.
Aaron Kampman gave me a tip and was super friendly.

At least that "Iowa basketball player" doesn't have a last name that rhymes with "tippin'" like Scottie "No Tippin'" Pippen.
Click to expand...

I once delivered Chinese food to Turk Wendell. It was like $50 and he was staying at some place reminiscent of a scene from Children of the Corn out past Dallas Center. It was like a two hour drive round trip. I got a tip of $5. I had no idea who the guy was cuz he weighed like 300 pounds and someone at the house goes "don't you recognize him? That's Turk Wendell." I was liek "Cool story, brah." Then he signed the receipt and the guy was liek "That autograph is worth $40 so be sure to hang onto it."

I never thought I would encounter two people whose names are T_RK in my lifetime, but then Tork came into my life and now my mind is totes blown.
 
okeefe4prez said:
Story I heard was that the tip line said "store your treasures in heaven and not on earth and by the way try to lose 50 pounds" and that there was a phone number on there too and the phone number called Wegher's phone and then he got the girl pregnant and it was Willie Guy's second cousin and when Jok heard about it he flipped out and the team fell apart and then Olaseni got rhabdo.
Click to expand...

I was hanging out at a chic's apartment in IC and got a contact high when we walked past the apartment of a few Hawk hoops ballers.

Actually that's a totally true story.
 
My first year of college was the fall of 2000, aka the year 2-seed ISU lost to 15-seed Hampton. Right after the Cyclones lost, Jamaal Tinsley immediately dropped out of school and signed on with an agent who bought him an Escalade with 22 inch rims. The rest of the semester he would just creep at 5 miles an hour all around campus trying to pick up chicks. It was both hilarious and sad.

I would drive over to Ames a lot that semester to visit buddies and whenever we saw him driving around we would just chant "Hampton...Hampton" nonstop. We got the middle finger a few times.

Tinsley clearly was a bad apple and that's the reason ISU lost to Hampton
 
IowaHOCKS23 said:
I see a correlation with this "incident" and with how the team is playing. I'm told a certain bball player went to eat at Carl and Ernie's, where it was busy and there were two waitresses working. When it came time to leave, the player left no tip and wrote "you suck" on the tab.

This is not how I want my school represented, and it shows these kids have a **** poor attitude just like their coach.

Again, I am not here to say fire Fran or anything like that, to be honest, when I was a kid I went to a Fred hoiberg basketball camp so I'm more of a cyclone bball guy, hawkeye football (went to every game last year, am a student) I just think these kids need to remember that at all times, they are representatives of the institution they play for, like it or not.
Click to expand...

I see the drugs have kicked in. Just try to remain calm and this will all pass.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Share this page

Top