Hey Guys Help !

[atomicblue224]

I promised to take my wife out but I wanna watch basketball game. What kind of excuses can I use to get out of date!

 

[1hawkeye1]

I may be able to help you out. Post pics here ASAP

 

[HawgEyeState]

I promised to take my wife out but I wanna watch basketball game. What kind of excuses can I use to get out of date!

Well, my wife learned Long-ago that a date might comprise dinner at a
very nice Sports bar to watch the Hawkeyes.

Apparently, young guys today, are hesitant to assert their Machismo,
i.e. wear the pants, ie take the bull by the horns.

Go Hawks

 

[damnfinn]

unless you suddenly become violently ill and cant go out, this ain't ending well for you

 

[Healzya]

The problem is she doesn't already know that you will be watching this game before the season even starts.

 

[NEIChawk]

Run that damn thermometer under the hottest water possible.....get that temp above 100 and you're in baby...

 

[mopkins]

I always reserve Iowa nights so that my wife can't schedule anything. She used to hate it but now suddenly she practically knows the entire Iowa basketball roster, and she's from minnesota and grew up a gopher.

 

[NEIChawk]

Crap....too late....Atomic is offline, he gone and there aint no comin' back....he gonna miss one of the best games in history....

 

[1hawkeye1]

I promised to take my wife out but I wanna watch basketball game. What kind of excuses can I use to get out of date!

You never told her what time, now did you? So take her out AFTER the game. BOOM Problem solved!

You're welcome.

 

[NEIChawk]

You never told her what time, now did you? So take her out AFTER the game. BOOM Problem solved!

You're welcome.

That's exactly what I'm doing w/my wife.....She's getting a pedi and she'll wanna go out after and grab some grub, but she can just effin wait damn it......Oh, sorry dear, yes dear, you wanna go now, ok...........

 

[ColumbusHawk]

I promised to take my wife out but I wanna watch basketball game. What kind of excuses can I use to get out of date!

What is worse? Missing the game or not having sex for six months!

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

Tell her about the rash on your penis like you have no idea how it got there. That ought to keep her occupied for about 3 hours. Then you yell "Gotcha"...that's all I got.

 

[NCHawker]

I promised to take my wife out but I wanna watch basketball game. What kind of excuses can I use to get out of date!

gas pains, runs

 

[damnfinn]

What is worse? Missing the game or not having sex for six months!

missing the game

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

What is worse? Missing the game or not having sex for six months!

I'd love to know the over / under on the number of years of marriage where the the answer becomes "missing the game is worse"....I'm guessing 7 years...and the guys say missing the game.

 

[NEIChawk]

I'd love to know the over / under on the number of years of marriage where the the answer becomes "missing the game is worse"....I'm guessing 7 years...and the guys say missing the game.

WOTC....that all depends on who you're married to I guess....My wife loves the Hawks and she gets after it...I mean, yellin, screamin, throwin $hit.....What's not to love about that?

 

[damnfinn]

WOTC....that all depends on who you're married to I guess....My wife loves the SEX and she gets after it...I mean, yellin, screamin, throwin $hit.....What's not to love about that?

fixed it for ya

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

1 tell her your stomach hurts but then say Im fine we can still go out.

2 Say whoops somewhat loudy and run to bathroom.

3 stay in bathroom for 20 mins.

4 open door and start to come out

5 turn and run back in.

6 Youre watching the game by yourself/profit

 

[1hawkeye1]

What is worse? Missing the game or not having sex for six months!

He's married. He ain't gettin none no how.

 

[NEIChawk]

Holy $hit....is this gonna be a great night or what? damnfinn, that's classic....now come on Hawks don't muck it up