Had a cyclown go ballistic on me

Ozhawk

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a cylone neighbor of mine started shouting about their big bowl win. I asked him when their bowl was and what the score was. He just glared at me and said, "they beat your big ten team, Minnesota". I said, "minnesota went to a bowl game? I had no idea they had enough wins". He said you hawkeye fans don't even know when your own conference plays.

My reponse was " I don't pay attention to the lesser bowls, all these little bowl games here there are hard to keep track of"

He just came unglued... swearing and cursing and red faced...blah blah your F-in hawk fans...F this F that arrogant F-in bas$turds...etc. etc.

It sorta freaked me out a bit. He is an A$$ to everyone in the neigborhood griping about property lines etc. Simply unstable. I am going to give him the eddy haskel treatment. It will kill him if he can't get me riled up.

Go Hawks. And another reason to not like the cylowns.
 
Ask him if he was one that thought the Big Ten was a weak conference and why ISU only beat the 8th place team in a weak conference by 1 with Minnesota giving them a gift by fumbling the ball at the 20 when they had a chance to kick the winning FG.

That should shut him up for a while as well.
 
Also mention that Iowa has outscored Minnesota 67-0 over the past two years, and ask him what the margin was in ISU's win.
 
Ask him if he was one that thought the Big Ten was a weak conference and why ISU only beat the 8th place team in a weak conference by 1 with Minnesota giving them a gift by fumbling the ball at the 20 when they had a chance to kick the winning FG.

That should shut him up for a while as well.


If he's one of those clowns who troll on CF (yes, they troll their own board), this point is epecially poignant...
 
Not really, ddiction.

It was 67-0 the two years BEFORE this last one. We beat them 12-0 this year. SO I guess that would be 79-0 over the last three years.
 
Re: Not really, ddiction.

It was 67-0 the two years BEFORE this last one. We beat them 12-0 this year. SO I guess that would be 79-0 over the last three years.

It was 55-0 last year, and 12-0 this year. Total of 67-0 the past two years.
 
a cylone neighbor of mine started shouting about their big bowl win. I asked him when their bowl was and what the score was. He just glared at me and said, "they beat your big ten team, Minnesota". I said, "minnesota went to a bowl game? I had no idea they had enough wins". He said you hawkeye fans don't even know when your own conference plays.

My reponse was " I don't pay attention to the lesser bowls, all these little bowl games here there are hard to keep track of"

He just came unglued... swearing and cursing and red faced...blah blah your F-in hawk fans...F this F that arrogant F-in bas$turds...etc. etc.

It sorta freaked me out a bit. He is an A$$ to everyone in the neigborhood griping about property lines etc. Simply unstable. I am going to give him the eddy haskel treatment. It will kill him if he can't get me riled up.

Go Hawks. And another reason to not like the cylowns.

hate to say this... but why would you even waste your time jawing back? You saying you weren't excited when Nate Kaeding kicked a game winning field goal to beat Texas Tech in the Alamo Bowl??? That wasn't any better than ISU winning the Insight bowl. Same situation, we were bowl absent for a few years..

I know a ton of ISU fans who think Hawk fans are arrogant.. i disagree for the most part.. but there is no need to turn your nose up to the Clowns because they are not playing in a bcs game.
 
hate to say this... but why would you even waste your time jawing back? You saying you weren't excited when Nate Kaeding kicked a game winning field goal to beat Texas Tech in the Alamo Bowl??? That wasn't any better than ISU winning the Insight bowl. Same situation, we were bowl absent for a few years..

I know a ton of ISU fans who think Hawk fans are arrogant.. i disagree for the most part.. but there is no need to turn your nose up to the Clowns because they are not playing in a bcs game.

I'm not sure it's turning you're nose up when the dude was randomly an a-hole first.
 
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