One of the guys I work with (an Illini fan) shot this over to me and it was pretty funny. Granted, it is from an Indiana blogger, but I think it's pretty good. Quick note, it's not safe for work (NSF)...
http://hoosierchronicles.blogspot.com/2010/07/birthday-fit-for-badmother****er.html
http://hoosierchronicles.blogspot.com/2010/07/birthday-fit-for-badmother****er.html