NewMexHawk
Well-Known Member
An ISU cheerleader, dressed in her cheerleading outfit, was speeding down I-35 toward Ames because she was late for a football game when she was pulled over by a female highway patrol, who had recently graduated from ISU.
The highway patrol asked to see the cheerleader's license. The cheerleader dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
The highway patrol, shaking her head, replied, 'It's square and has your picture on it."
The cheerleader finally found a square mirror in her purse, saw her face in the mirror, and relieved, thought, "I finally found it!"
With a cheerleader's smille and enthusiasm, she handed the mirror to the highway patrol and proudly announced, "Here is my license, officer!"
The highway patrol grabbed the mirror out of the cheerleader's hand, looked at the mirror, smiled, and quickly handed it back saying,'
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a highway patrol too!"
The highway patrol asked to see the cheerleader's license. The cheerleader dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
The highway patrol, shaking her head, replied, 'It's square and has your picture on it."
The cheerleader finally found a square mirror in her purse, saw her face in the mirror, and relieved, thought, "I finally found it!"
With a cheerleader's smille and enthusiasm, she handed the mirror to the highway patrol and proudly announced, "Here is my license, officer!"
The highway patrol grabbed the mirror out of the cheerleader's hand, looked at the mirror, smiled, and quickly handed it back saying,'
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a highway patrol too!"
