Final haiku extravaganza

[STILLBUSTER]

(Only haiku posts. They keep it concise and make you think of your points.)

D.C. Phil Parker,
There should not be so much shock.
Why so much anger?

On to the O.C.
Most lamented the offense.
THIS really matters!

Overhaul the staff.
New names, same philosophy.
I expect no change.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

(Only haiku posts. They keep it concise and make you think of your points.)

D.C. Phil Parker,
There should not be so much shock.
Why so much anger?

On to the O.C.
Most lamented the offense.
THIS really matters!

Overhaul the staff.
New names, same philosophy.
I expect no change.

Fans want a "splash" hire
No one melts down like Hawk fans
I suck at Haiku

 

[Tschroeder13]

U posted at 5:41 am... Nice life

 

[BSpringsteen]

Applaud this effort
As lover of haiku on
the Hawkeye Nation

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

I'm okay with Phil
On Iowa! Go hawkeyes!
2012 winner!

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Thread dedicated
To Bruce. He's the haiku man.
Time for haiku jam.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

U posted at 5:41 am... Nice life

Some people work, bub.
Seven a.m. Is start time
Most likely for shane.

 

[FalseMirage]

what is, is loathsome
reality should ask me-
omniscient sports fan

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Some people work, bub.
Seven a.m. Is start time
Most likely for shane.

I actually started at 6:15 today...not sure who he was attempting to slam since he didn't quote anyone and missed on the OP's time as well as mine...

CRAP! I meant...

Early start today
Don't know who he was slammin'
Total whiff by him

 

[FalseMirage]

bad form corrected
just in time by Hawkeye Shane
yes; well played, Mauer

 

[ColoradoHAWKEYE]

We all just
Need to get a life,
Now hire OC

oops...

We all must really
need to get on with our life,
please name the new OC.

 

[spudhawk]

Bruce Springsteen song writer,
not good in my opinion
but poster is great

 

[HawkeyeShane]

bad form corrected
just in time by Hawkeye Shane
yes; well played, Mauer

Thank you amigo
I appreciate your words
Haiku kind of rules

 

[HawkeyeShane]

We all just
Need to get a life,
Now hire OC

oops...

We all must really
need to get on with our life,
please name the new OC.

Bruce Springsteen song writer,
not good in my opinion
but poster is great

Oy...5-7-5 boys! Syllables, not words...and not just 3 lines! Clean it up!

 

[DTF]

Losing to Minny
Not expecting an onside(s)
"well, that's just football"

 

[stevefrench]

thought it was a fart,
got more than I expected.
time to change my shorts

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Losing to Minny
Not expecting an onside(s)
"well, that's just football"

I'm smelling bacon.
Floyd of Rosedale comes home.
Minnesota sucks.

 

[FalseMirage]

there once was a man
from the town of Nantucket
the things he did there

 

[atxhawk]

Here's a couple I came up with in the Lubbock area on a road trip to Colorado.

Flat flat flat flat flat
Flat flat flat flat flat flat flat
flat flat flat flat flat

And to describe the road I was on.

Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight
Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight
Straight Straight Straight Straight Straight

 

[Billso]

when making haiku
a man must write concisely
but where is Chad now?