Fans score at Yankee Stadium: Couple caught having sex in bathroom

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Fans score at Yankee Stadium: Couple caught having sex in bathroom  - NY Daily News

From article:

Two frisky fans hit an inside-the-park home run in a Yankee Stadium bathroom as the Bronx Bombers beat the Tampa Bay Rays Saturday.

A tipster told the blog that the raunchy romp began in the second inning with the Yanks leading 3-0, and continued until the fourth or fifth — giving new meaning to the phrase pitching inside.

“People were jockeying for position outside the stall to take pics either over or under, and even standing up on the toilet bowl on the neighboring stall,†the tipster said.

Several stadium employees were among the slew of onlookers who flocked to the cinderblock bathroom, which bears a sign pledging “the highest possible levels of comfort with regards to quality and cleanliness.â€

“Without a doubt, I would do that if you could get away with it,†said Joe Kocsis, 44, adding that it was wrong for people to videotape the duo.

The bathroom tryst struck out with others, who said they would never use a bathroom at the Stadium again.

“I would not sit on the seat after that,†said Victoria Wanderman, 33. “It’s definitely unsanitary, whether or not they’re using a condom.â€

Vaze Morozoff, 49, agreed that the Yankee panky was “absolutely inappropriate.â€

“This is a family environment, you have to be cool,†said the die-hard Bombers buff.
 
“I would not sit on the seat after that,” said Victoria Wanderman, 33. “It’s definitely unsanitary, whether or not they’re using a condom.”
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Right, because all of the $#it and pi$$ is sooooo sanitary.

The real question, were they newly acquainted like our old friends in the Metrodome?
 
Hey NY Daily News...

Ghost called, and even he thinks you are trying to jam too many lame jokes into a short article.
 
That metrodome lady said it ruined her life but then tried to have the case reopened.

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How creepy is it that people were lining up to take pictures? Don't any of then have a sex life of their own?
 

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