Could you imagine the article:
Buckeye players say they thought Iowa would be much worse.
Evan Turner said after the game that he thought Eric May was just some white kid from a town I can't even pronounce...turns out white boy can jump...who would have known.
Thad Matta said that he wanted to watch the first half in full and then intended to take a nap during the second half..."Yeah...I was due for a schnoozer about that time...too bad those white kids from Iowa scored a few points."
Dallas Lauderdale said that the team had been scrimmaging against their women's squad in order to prepare for how slow, short and unathletic this Iowa team would be.
Todd Lickliter said..."Hell I was just surprised we had more than 4,000 people in the stadium...were we giving away free hotdogs or something?" Someone then informed Lickliter that students got into the game for free..."Still though...no free food...that's impressive. So those kids knew they were just getting basketball and there was no promise of meat...and they still came...damn son!"
Aaron Fuller stated that he begged Adrian Clayborn to take his place on the basketball court..."Have you seen that Lauderdale guy...he's mean. Plus he smells like sausage...and I'm more of a beef guy...pork just doesn't do it for me. Hey did Coach say someone's got free hotdogs?"
