DJK VS Godzilla

[DuffMan]

One brough shame to a football program and dissapoined an entire fanbase, the other destroyed Tokoyo and killed and ate millions of people. Who is worse?

Seriously, can we stop with this? So far we've had the predictible, DJK vs. DUI, or DJK vs. CC theft, DJK on a scale of 1-10, and DJK vs. Ronnie Harmon...

But ****s sake we even had DJK vs. Kiddie porn

I think we all understand where this fits in the grand scheme of life, we don't need endless and pointless discussion on just how bad it was.

PS Godzilla breathes lightning on DJK and eats his crispy corpse.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Dang Duff! I was going to put one ine about DJK and pimping!!

P.S. DJK wins because at least he wears pants. And sunglasses. Lady Gaga Gangsta sunglasses which hide the laser beams he can shoot from his eyes, which can destroy more than Tokoyo.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Just depends, was Godzilla high on coke at the time he ravaged Tokyo?

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Just depends, was Godzilla high on coke at the time he ravaged Tokyo?

Maybe he was! I don't think they ever explored that part of him in any of the movies I saw. I thought he was just a ****** off, displaced, homeless, fire breathing dinosaur.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Maybe he was! I don't think they ever explored that part of him in any of the movies I saw. I thought he was just a ****** off, displaced, homeless, fire breathing dinosaur.

You just have to picture Godzilla sitting in front of a desk with a massive pile of coke in front of him all Tony Montana style. That's how the movie begins it just got cut out due to time constraints.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

You just have to picture Godzilla sitting in front of a desk with a massive pile of coke in front of him all Tony Montana style. That's how the movie begins it just got cut out due to time constraints.

Fortunately for him that was way before Facebook so the only wall writing was being done by ol' fire tongue himself. And electronic media? Forget about it! Most of his stuff was black and white!

 

[DuffMan]

Actually it's a myth Godzilla was on Coke. If anything it was weed. He's sitting around at the bottom of the ocean puffing on sea-weed when he gets the munchies. He wanders up to Tokoyo looking for a bite.

He wasn't trying to destroy the buildings, he was simply looking inside them for the worlds largest bag of Cheetos.

BTW Think of how destructive he would be if he'd been smoking a Jeffry!!! There is no furry wall big enough in all the land to calm him down.

 

[herkeye]

Actually it's a myth Godzilla was on Coke. If anything it was weed. He's sitting around at the bottom of the ocean puffing on sea-weed when he gets the munchies. He wanders up to Tokoyo looking for a bite.

He wasn't trying to destroy the buildings, he was simply looking inside them for the worlds largest bag of Cheetos.

BTW Think of how destructive he would be if he'd been smoking a Jeffry!!! There is no furry wall big enough in all the land to calm him down.

Everybody knows Godzilla gets his stuff from this guy:

MOTHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Billso]

Godzilla was disenfranchised and oppressed. Society made him - he is a victim.