Bye week boredom...best Hawkeye names

What has happened to the usual mainstay every year, the seperated at birth or Look-alikes? Seen it maybe once this year.
Could be fun to start this, this week?
 
One of my all time favorites:
Tork Hook

YEAH!!! I'm actually named for Tork and his brother Trever (my dad worked in the same office as their dad for years as a probation officer). I swear, I've watched the end of the '88 ISU game probably a hundred times, as well as the Peach Bowl where he tied the school record for picks in a bowl game. By far the best athlete to ever go through Corydon, nobody has even come close to touching him since.
 
My Top 10
10) Mark Vlasic (Pickles)
9) Chigozie Ejiasi
8) Kenny Iwebema (One of those names that throws spellcheck into a tizzy)
7) Mike Haight
6) Kyle Schlicher (Schlicher the Kicker)
5) Plez Atkins
4) Pat Angerer (If the shoe fits...)
3) Bill Ennis-Inge (We really should have found a nick name for this guy)
2) Tony Moeaki (Has a nice ring to it)
1) Nick Bell
 
I know he isn't a Hawk, but one of our opponents I think E. Illinois had a linebacker named Nick Nasty. I thought that was a bad *** name.
 
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