It's pretty simple, really. Just burn the MFers. 0-3 against MSU, OSU and Wisconsin. Do they need anymore evidence?
They use to be for rare occassions...did we not wear them after Chris Street's death?
I believe Iowa was wearing them when they beat the Fab 5, first home game after Street's death. The game @MSU that year too, IIRC.
Of course, those were more like GOLD uniforms, not yellow. Gotta make them gold, and then they will work. We could also consider holy water...