DJI9424
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Congratulations are in order for coach Kirk Ferentz, who has just been offered a perennial invitation to the Play Not To Lose Bowl. The PNTLB committee members have been so impressed with coach Ferentz's risk averse coaching skills that they have reserved a permanent spot for him, whatever team he happens to be coaching. One committee member commented that Kirk has set the standard, a bar so low that people are regularly stupefied when Kirk decides to shut his offense down, regardless of how the rest of the team is playing.
When asked about the honor, Kirk remarked that he has worked incredibly hard to achieve such an award, stating it was a combination of poor game management, lame coaching and player selection, and a complete lack of vision for what his team was capable of achieving each week. As Gary Dolphin remarked, "Indeed, it is truly a well-deserved honor, no one deserves it more than coach Kirk Ferentz."
The date and location for the PNTL Bowl has not been determined at this time but the committee is hopeful to announce it shortly, once they have identified a worthy opponent.
When asked about the honor, Kirk remarked that he has worked incredibly hard to achieve such an award, stating it was a combination of poor game management, lame coaching and player selection, and a complete lack of vision for what his team was capable of achieving each week. As Gary Dolphin remarked, "Indeed, it is truly a well-deserved honor, no one deserves it more than coach Kirk Ferentz."
The date and location for the PNTL Bowl has not been determined at this time but the committee is hopeful to announce it shortly, once they have identified a worthy opponent.