UofEyeHawkI
Active Member
.....why don't we have a hawk?
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIgNo39KZJ8]YouTube - Boise State Kickoff Dog[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIgNo39KZJ8]YouTube - Boise State Kickoff Dog[/ame]
We can barely have pink locker rooms. Can you imagine what all the liberal wack jobs in this town would do if we had a caged hawk that we used to fetch our kickoff tee?
We can barely have pink locker rooms. Can you imagine what all the liberal wack jobs in this town would do if we had a caged hawk that we used to fetch our kickoff tee?
And what if that Hawk decides he wants Bob in section 109, seat 27, row 8's hotdog instead of a crappy ol' kicking tee???
I know you were just kidding Shane. But the folks at Auburn don't have those problems with War Eagle. At any rate, I think we can do without the animals. Not because I'm so liberal that I think it's cruel. I just think it's silly.
If we are having an animal getting our tee we should bring back Burch the Bear:
100+ Years of Iowa Football
How intimidating would that be?
What if that bear decides it want's Bob in section, seat and row whatever I said before's salmon instead of a crappy ol' kicking tee???
You just tranq it... alot easier to shoot a bear with a tranq gun than a flying Hawk.
Then I guess Bob in section 109 seat 27 row 8 would be buying a new hotdog.
And what if that Hawk decides he wants Bob in section 109, seat 27, row 8's hotdog instead of a crappy ol' kicking tee???
LOL!
Shane,
Thanks for that. Seriously,I haven't laughed that hard in weeks!
Well I guess that the only fair way to settle this is to release a number of different animals and see who wins. Bob might not want to be in attendance given he doesnt seem to do well with animals.