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FalseMirage

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Does anyone know of anyone going insane from hearing "Boomer Sooner"?

They play the damn thing after every offensive play. I've even heard it played after an Oklahoma penalty.

I like Oklahoma football but if I hear Boomer Sooner one more time I just might snap.
 
You see what Boomer Sooner is doing to me? Pathetic!

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You lost me.

One time I went to an after the bar party. I was already wasted before I left the bar. The next day when I woke up at home, I couldn't find my keys. I could vaguely remember going to an after the bar party but the only thing I could really remember was it was at a house that had a green front door and that it had a brass toilet.

I needed my keys so I did the only thing I could, I started walking the streets, looking for a house with a green door. After a couple hours I finally saw a house with a green door, so I walked up to it and knocked. A lady answered the door with a puzzled look on her face.

I explained to her that I had lost my keys at a party and the only thing I could remember was the party was at a house that had a green door and a brass toliet.

Just then she turns and yells into the house "hey Harry, here's the guy that sh!t in your tuba! "
 
No, but I about lost it during a Tennessee women's basketball game at CHA once. I was sitting in the section next to their band and I think if I'd heard Rocky Top one more time I might have shoved one of the band members into a trumpet. To this day I still cringe whenever I hear that song.
 
One time I went to an after the bar party. I was already wasted before I left the bar. The next day when I woke up at home, I couldn't find my keys. I could vaguely remember going to an after the bar party but the only thing I could really remember was it was at a house that had a green front door and that it had a brass toilet.

I needed my keys so I did the only thing I could, I started walking the streets, looking for a house with a green door. After a couple hours I finally saw a house with a green door, so I walked up to it and knocked. A lady answered the door with a puzzled look on her face.

I explained to her that I had lost my keys at a party and the only thing I could remember was the party was at a house that had a green door and a brass toliet.

Just then she turns and yells into the house "hey Harry, here's the guy that sh!t in your tuba! "

:D LMAO
 

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