I was furious when I wrote this so forgive the poor grammar, chalk it up to frenetic thinking and typing.
YES- Part definitely was tongue in cheek.
NO- That part wasn't in the portion about the coach being unprofessional, disgraceful and unethical. Except this mystery man is none other than my ex-favorite opposing coach and, when Lick coached, favorite coach PERIOD: Tom Izzo.
1a- Officials don't like having a huge free throw disparity. They'll avoid it at all costs and is normally a sound plan, unless shadiness enters the picture.
1b- What if you fouled every trip? Eventually the refs would stop calling them, right? The only thing that POSSIBLY could go better is that the officials stop calling them and the opposing coach gets a FU*****G technical trying to explain what's going on. But wait, he can't do that, he'd risk too many foul outs, right? Well...
2a- Officials also don't like fouling out key players. This implies that they're taking control and deciding the game unfairly. If a coach decides to foul every possession he can rely on this unwritten rule. Would it ever work?
2b- FIVE Michigan St. players had 4 fouls, with their only foul out being Zach McCabe. Oh, yeah, that's right. Am I still seeming outlandish?
3a- Officials DEFINITELY hate calling fouls on buzzer shots. You have to mug that crap out of the guy as long as you're not in that one tournament game 3-4 years ago with Butler.
3b- Izzo's biggest fouling moment: Gesell's layup. All body, layup not close, shooter sliding into camera crews.
And let's not forget when Izzo had them run on us when Marble couldn't walk. Please tell me all of this is an overreaction. Tell me I'm wrong. I'm not, though. When the huge disparity began in the first half I watched more closely. Sure enough we were fouled literally on every possession. And I mean literally.
I'm not blaming the officials; they were merely following a code of unwritten rules that you just don't see teams desperate enough to abuse. YES these unwritten rules need to change, but for now we lost a game and now have to make it up at MSU because of it.
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That's simply what I was saying with that post.