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All, I sit here, in my Hawkeye Nation Gulag, somewhere in Siberia, allot of down time for thought, although as I mentioned, Putin still comes by and says hi and Go Hawks in Russian, impressive. Wishing you all a Very Merry Christmas and a safe and happy 2024. Most important, I hope you all stop...

Hey, thanks, you reminded me, I am due for a tetanus shot, I agree not my kind of playthings, we were a poor family, so we appreciated anything we could get under the Xmas tree. I was a demanding kid, I asked for an indoor sand box for the winter, that fat fu--k coming down the chimney never...

Watch yourself, Huck, ending statements like that will get you put in the Hawkeye Nation, Gulag, oh and I saw your comment about Larry = wasted food, I'm doing okay here, Putin comes by a couple times a week, walks by the cell and says, "Go Hawks", in Russian. If you do get put in here, I...

Hey thanks, I appreciate your thoughts, hope you have a better 2024 (seriously). Actually, I suffer from a condition called, "acute sarcasm", gets me in trouble allot, however I am in therapy trying to control it. I've noticed it flaring up, reading some of posts on this site, ones such as, "we...

Okay, I'll take my sarcasm and go find another sand box to play in and I'm taking my Tonka Trucks too!

Just to let you know, I will appeal this to 11th circuit, as an infringement on my 1st Amendment rights. I found a couple of Trump's ex-lawyers who got stiffed by the Donald and they are hungry for a case.

Oh no, not the bouncer, is he big and mean, maybe a heavy weight wrestler type, please don't do that.

Oh, my bad, forgot Iowa isn't in the Junior High Division anymore (Big Ten West), wow, they are going to need to play Big Boy Football, with some of the Big Boys, let me get back to you on the 11 and 1 thing.

Sounds, extremely, "complimentary", to me. Put me down for an 11 and 1 season in 2024.

Just find me a nice body of water in Gaza, and I'm in, oh remember I said a boat captain wanting to go up a river, not doing Camel rides, the humps hurt my lower back.

Sorry left out the WR want list, fast, knows how to run routes, as in if you need 11 run the route 14, maybe even come back to make the catch, all novel ideas, ya think?

Ah, yes, the secret sauce, "punting is winning", please everyone let me have it, you know "Larry Downer". So, this is Iowa football, a hard on about a punter, what's wrong with a WR or two that can run a 4.5 forty, oh not to mention a QB, with two good legs, and understands he supposed to throw...

So, I can put you down as a reference on my next job search, right? Thinking of applying as a boat Captain, giving tours up the Mekong Delta, I have always loved the smell of Napalm in the morning.

Whew, anybody got a cigarette, I feel better, don't you? Those teams, mentioned with Ken Pom, make it a hell of allot further in the NCAA's than your 163 ranked team, apparently Franny Boy's "Tough Schedule", isn't working.

So, who cares about Iowa State and their lineup of cupcakes, oh I forgot, this year Iowa was a cupcake for them! Yep, Iowa State definitely schedules allot of cupcakes.

Spot on, with that comment, starting to look like same stuff next year, no matter what kind of wizard you bring in as OC. My big concern is Deacon is the go-to QB for 2024, yikes!

Oh, forgot to ask, did Iowa win? Snore.............

Sorry, Bubba Iowa grad, go find another cry towel will ya. Boring.........

You got that right, Iowa even looks shitty playing this team, and they are up by 23 at half. Pmac, should be relegated to do his student teaching somewhere off campus, way off campus, other than a familiar word regarding sports at Iowa lately, nepotism, how and the flying f___k does that kid...

Whatever you're sniffing up your nose, I want some, I will give you my PayPal number. Hunt for a National Championship, really? That's Jim Kirk and Spock material, star date, 60666, long thread here so I might have read the jest of your comment wrong, however, in the hunt for a National...