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Stanley was terrible until there was zero pressure on him to do anything, then fantastic up to the second where he could have tied the game again. He's going to set a lot of records because Iowa schedules non-conference cupcakes and got to play Illinois and Nebraska every year. That's about it.

TL;DR: OK Boomer.

Nate was 1-12. But looked amazing against MAC teams so yeah.

"Spolier" is something that teams that have nothing left to play for talk about. Boomer Kirk has been really, really good at talking about spoilers lately. I hope they win, but I'm not going to waste three hours on a Saturday watching it.

Yeah, I think you're going to be surprised with how many "loyal Iowa season ticket holders" are eyeing StubHub and finding better things to do with their time next Saturday.

Purdue has been completely decimated by injuries and is still finding ways to win games. Fitz has had his way with Kirk until this year. And PJ Fleck is the hottest coach in the conference and just beat PSU (which Boomer Ferentz hasn't done for forever). It's 2019, and not 2004. The rest of the...

Did you watch Minnesota today? They have a 21st century offense and a 21st century coach and are beating everyone in front of them, and you think Kirk "OK Boomer" Ferentz is going to hang with them? It's going to be a rout in front of thousands of Minnesota fans in Iowa City.

KF used to be the highest paid coach in the conference. Now if you rank coaches from best to worse, he doesn't get in the top half of the Big 10 WEST. Obviously worse than WISC, PU, MINN, and now HERE COMES LOVIE ON THE OUTSIDE. And you can make a legit argument that Fitz at jNW is a better coach.

He gone.

9-0 in trophy games against the bad teams that we have trophy games with isn't really an accomplishment. And Minny is going to beat Iowa by 20+.

He got four years of scholarship for winning virtually nothing. He got more than he earned.

1-2. We'll lose to Minny and either Illinois or Nebraska. Wouldn't be that surprised if our first-rounders find an "injury" and bail on the rest of the season.

Season's over, kids. See y'all at the Redbox Bowl. Get those tickets for next week on StubHub now to make the biggest profits.

And next year we'll give the starting QB position to one of the two guys already on the roster (neither of which have ever challenged an incredibly average Nate Stanley) and the freshman star will get a clipboard and a pat on the head because Union Card.

Other schools bench returning players and try other players when the returning players suck. But we'll keep running multiple average RBs and Stanley out there because reasons.

Of course it isn't. You have a three-year returning QB and two first-round NFL picks, and you lose to every team with a pulse? Any other school that cares would start firing people.

Hey, after yet another year of watching Iowa players getting pushed around, can we stop talking about Doyle like he's some sort of god? Even if he reads a book or something?

Stanley can't play at this level. But we'll get a few more games for him to prove this because reasons.

Fleck is flat-out a better football coach right now than Kirk is. P E R I O D.