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    Kakert previews Iowa football

    I seriously doubt this. It’s more likely to look like the Penn State game last year (Injuries, I know, but this defense will be good).
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    Iowa vrs Purdue article

    Iowa has had an issue giving up game winning drives in conference play for a while now against these kind of opponents. Our defense gets gassed, or so it would seem. The question is: do we stop them sooner (i.e. not let Purdue score earlier with man coverage) or figure out how to hold off that...
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    Iowa vrs Purdue article

    As much as I love Phil, he needs to finally show some willingness to man up against teams like Purdue. We sure as hell aren't putting up the points required to win those games if our DBs are going to be stuck in zone coverage all game.
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    Raises for Assistants

    I mean, the comes with being employed by a stable program. You get fired for losing. And let’s be real, is there anyone here who wants more than one assistant fired? Otherwise the S&C buffoon is gone, and Polasek (OC at Wyoming now I think?) is the only other guy on the staff besides Junior...
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    Raises for Assistants

    Adjust your estimates upward 100% on the conservative end. VPs at nonprofits are making that. I know people in the Des Moines market (IT) who aren’t even at the AVP level making that kind of money.
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    Kurt Makes Us Look Stupid Again

    Some people need to live forever. These are two of them.
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    Saw This Cruising Draft Kings Last Night

    Nice! I bought three pork shoulders at hy-vee yesterday at $1.28/lb, which shouldn't be a deal but I'll take it. They do look slightly bruised in the packaging but the others were over $2.00/lb (Unconscionable, we live in pig country ffs). I'm smoking spare ribs and pulled pork this weekend.
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    Saw This Cruising Draft Kings Last Night

    But I could have bought a pound of ground hamburger with those $13, throwing away a pound of hamburger in this economy seems senseless.
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    Kurt Makes Us Look Stupid Again

    That’s actually a leaked image of Brian calling plays from the box his first year as OC.
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    Saw This Cruising Draft Kings Last Night

    I’d take -40000 on Nebraska not to win it and laugh my way to a free Snickers in a few months time. They should really payout on elimination though. The most disgusting thing about those odds is that both Minnesota and Purdue should be ahead of Nebraska. Maybe even Michigan State. Hell, just as...
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    Kurt Makes Us Look Stupid Again

    An average QB might have three options, but Petras has one, and he stares down that receive for at least three seconds before throwing the ball. Opposing teams don’t need to see our practice, they just have to coach their defenses like every sixth grade coach in the nation. If they were really...
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    Concerns coming into the yr

    Liked because the Register fucking sucks. Time to raise the prices for even less content, again.
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    Concerns coming into the yr

    If I trust this staff to develop anyone, it's DBs and TEs. I think we will have someone serviceable in addition to these guys.
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    We had a budding NBA star on the roster last year and couldn’t win a tourney game

    I’ll believe in the Fran Experiment when he makes it out of the first week of the dance. It’s awesome that the team didn’t explode down the stretch for once, but they still put up a truly Iowa effort against Richmond. You can’t convince me that in six attempts of 12 seasons variance alone...
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    Are Developmental Programs A Thing Of The Past?

    Being able to go to the transfer portal at the QB position with more than three or four feasible options would require a scheme change. There are very few guys you can bring in with only one off-season and expect any improvement with a pro style scheme these days. The vast majority of these guys...
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