PSU and ISU schadenfreude

[HuckFinn]

Surprisingly quiet on Cyclone Fanatic boards.

They must think they're too good for Soupy to leave their shithole town.

The DM Register seems to think Soup to PSU is a done deal.

 

[HuckFinn]

The Athletic is indicating it is a done deal.

You can say that again!

 

[M1911A1Hawkeye]

Well best of luck to him. I give him 3 years.

 

[HuckFinn]

I have a huge blister on my index finger from hitting the “Like”
button on this thread. Thanks.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Well best of luck to him. I give him 3 years.

He'll get more than that. Regardless he's set for life financially and his kids will have a nice head start

 

[ssckelley]

Just looked at CyFan, their MC thread is up to 91 pages. Read every 10th one, it was hilarious starting from there's no way he'd go to OMG HE IS LEAVING WE SUCK AGAIN.

 

[trj]

If some of those dudes want to make that trip 120 miles East…Iowa has holes in the early 2026 roster. C’mon over, we have open arms.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

If some of those dudes want to make that trip 120 miles East…Iowa has holes in the early 2026 roster. C’mon over, we have open arms.

Not so fast, my friend. Need to be very selective and have a rigorous deprogramming and delousing process. Do not wanna screw up our locker room.

 

[trj]

Just looked at CyFan, their MC thread is up to 91 pages. Read every 10th one, it was hilarious starting from there's no way he'd go to OMG HE IS LEAVING WE SUCK AGAIN.

Are they wrong? It looks rough if MC is gone.

 

[Hawke]

Just looked at CyFan, their MC thread is up to 91 pages. Read every 10th one, it was hilarious starting from there's no way he'd go to OMG HE IS LEAVING WE SUCK AGAIN.

That thread is hilarious.

 

[haydensly]

Sounds as if they are dotting the i's and crossing the t's.

 

[trj]

Not so fast, my friend. Need to be very selective and have a rigorous deprogramming and delousing process. Do not wanna screw up our locker room.

Eskildsen(receiver)
Neal(linebacker)
Burkle(tight end)

Kirk and staff can get them deprogrammed at a discounted rate.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

They also won't be able to serve Kool-Aid without Campbell's guidance. I mean, how do you get 2 quarts of water into that little package?

They're initiating a Kool-Aid watch to make sure nobody Jim Jones's the cooler.

 

[Hawke]

They're initiating a Kool-Aid watch to make sure nobody Jim Jones's the cooler.

They need to call Seth.

 

[Garandx]

Just sucks for ISU. A good ISU makes Iowa have to work harder.

 

[Garandx]

ISU hiring Jimmy Rogers

 

[Hawkboys]

ISU hiring Jimmy Rogers

Won't you be mine, could you be mine, won't you be my neighbor?

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

He is better than they deserve. I am sure their nutbag fans will think they are settling. Whatever.

Let it all burn!!!!

They are, but when you fiddle with kids, sometimes you gotta settle for solitary.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

I wonder what Matt is gonna do when he isn’t allowed to have 12 different uniforms every year?

IDK but he’s going to make a fucking killing on his buyout starting in November, 2028.

 

[JoeyLabasForPresident]

Lots of meltdown over on the cyclone forums. Now they are worried that Cytown is going to fold because Campbell is not only taking coaches and players with him but he is taking the recipe for ice so all the restaurants and businesses over there won't have cold drinks.

Just wait until they find out other towns actually have ice cubes in July.