Pavia
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MelroseHawkins
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Wuut, they still do the pro bowl. Maybe everybody else turned it down.I won this debate last month, but now I REALLY won the debate, Swirlin. Never cite to the Pro Bowl as something that means something ever again. Ever. What an absolute joke.
Browns' Shedeur Sanders named Pro Bowl Games replacement
Browns quarterback Shedeur Sanders is being added to the Pro Bowl Games roster.www.espn.com
Yes, this has to be a joke.
Fryowa
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In 3 years Diego Pavia will be managing a car wash with elevators in his shoes, driving a leased Audi his mom had to co-sign for that's 3 payments behind. Telling everyone he meets about his podcast he's trying to get off the ground and asking people to subscribe to his YouTube channel that has 658 subscribers. Huge fake gold Fossil watch because he's too dumb to buy a fake Rolex and actually fool people.
He'll get caught on video acting like a rich asshole to someone on an Allegiant flight when they inevitably give him shit about only needing 7 points to beat Iowa, but again...too stupid to realize that rich people don't fly Allegiant.
And then we'll never hear from him again other than seeing his Heisman outfit in memes for the next 10 years.
That's what Diego Pavia's future is. Before the mouth breathers come at me about how he's made a few million in NIL, derpa derpa derp...we all know guys with his brain power do not make that money last longer than a loaf of bread. Take away half for taxes, and he'll probably have a million liquid by the end of this year. Which will get blown like these guys always do.
He'll be just like Jacob Park at Iowa State before him, and Uncle Rico before him.
hawkdrummer1
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He's a perfect fit for Canadian football. Loves to run around and sling it.
NorthKCHawk
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Doesn't strike me as a kid that would thrive in the frozen tundra's of Canada.
NorthKCHawk
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They don't have a game anymore. Cancelled due to lack of watchability. Fry was disappointed because he loves any lightly competitive game that has "bowl" after it. Now its a flag football game and skills competition. They still select a team. I can only hope and believe that every other QB in the AFC turned this down before they put Sanders in. Just a joke.
Zstatman
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Will the car wash be in Albuquerque?
ssckelley
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What I find funny about all of this is that it took a Senior Bowl measurement for everyone to realize that he wasn't 6 foot tall as Vanderbilt reported. Just LOOK at him!
He's not a day 1 or even a day 2 draft pick, not sure he should even be drafted at all. But I'm sure there's a team that will roll the dice on him and then watch him wind up in the pro bowl next year because everyone else backs out. I bet he'd make one heck of a flag football quarterback.
He's not a day 1 or even a day 2 draft pick, not sure he should even be drafted at all. But I'm sure there's a team that will roll the dice on him and then watch him wind up in the pro bowl next year because everyone else backs out. I bet he'd make one heck of a flag football quarterback.
Chickenlounge
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Hey, it's 5' 9 7/8". Show some respect!
hawkdrummer1
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The CFL season goes from Jun-Oct with their Championship in early November. Not exactly the frozen tundra
Fryowa
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I was behind the dismantling of the Pro Exhibition. I told you a while ago this is all part of my long term master plan to restore college football.
NorthKCHawk
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Shows you what I know about Canadian Football.
It is a bit weird that we are not into Canadian football at all. Its relatively close to our game and a lot of our college kids are playing in the league. Yet, I don't think I have ever seen a game.
Guys like him always think they just need ONE MORE CHANCE to show the NFL what they can do.
99topdawg
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If you were told 1 month ago that 1 of the following will happen:I won this debate last month, but now I REALLY won the debate, Swirlin. Never cite to the Pro Bowl as something that means something ever again. Ever. What an absolute joke.
Browns' Shedeur Sanders named Pro Bowl Games replacement
Browns quarterback Shedeur Sanders is being added to the Pro Bowl Games roster.
Shedeur Sanders will make the Pro Bowl
Bill Belichick won't make the hall of fame this year,
which would you have taken?
99topdawg
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Me too. I think he's shorter than that.
NorthKCHawk
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F*ck Belicheat. Voters sent a message. You are not the GOAT. Not even close. You have a long track record and were nothing without Brady. You also cheated. You were also a dick. You also have a weird girlfriend half your age (ok, bravo there). We will let you in next year, but for this year, message sent.
Fryowa
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She's 32% of his age. The fact that a 49 year age gap when you're 18 years old is cool but a 1 year age gap if you're 17 can send one person to prison and put on a list for life, is criminal. But I digress...
NorthKCHawk
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Every state has its own age of consent, but the laws vary a lot because of antiquated religious and cultural normal. 100+ years ago, girls were "married off" at very young ages because people died at 50. Some religions pushed sister wives and child brides.
That said, most states have collars that allow for similarly aged people to have sex without it being a crime. Iowa's age of consent is 16 and there is a 4-year age difference allowance before it is statutory rape. So, an 18 year old can have sex with his 17 year old girlfriend without it being a crime.
