Or worse (or better, depending on your point of view) - an Oldsmobile Cutlass, with the landau roof. It conjures up images of fullbacks, punting and off tackle plays on 3rd and 10. Things you just don't see much anymore. Nothing fancy, but it starts.
None of these is more dead on, than Purdue. Michigan and OSU should be reversed... The Mustang is an icon of Detroit automotive history. Nebraska's porsche needs to have rust spots.