Oh that 'Bama
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99topdawg
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NCAA Compliance: Hello. NCAA Compliance Reporting Hotline.
Kirk Ferentz: Hi, I would like to report a recruiting violation.
NCAA Compliance: OMG! Do tell!
Kirk Ferentz: A school, we’ll call them School A, has offered a scholarship to a player who has already signed to a National Letter of Intent to play at my football program.
NCAA Compliance: Well, that’s a dick move. Who is this school again?
Kirk Ferentz: For now, we will call them School A. My question…
NCAA Compliance: Ah, right. Well then, it sounds like this School A might begin with the letter A?
Kirk Ferentz: A lot of schools begin with the letter A.
NCAA Compliance: It sounds like this School A might be South of the Mason-Dixon Line. Am I right?
Kirk Ferentz: Well, a lot of schools are south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
NCAA Compliance: Okay, then it sounds like this School A might play in a conference that struggles to, how should I say this? Follow the rules of recruiting.
Kirk Ferentz: A lot conferences struggle to follow the rules of recruiting.
NCAA Compliance: This too is true. Okay. Is the coach of this School A, uh…portly?
Kirk Ferentz: I wouldn’t say he’s portly.
NCAA Compliance: Is he fleshy?
Kirk Ferentz: Fleshy?
NCAA Compliance: You know, does he have ample flesh?
Kirk Ferentz: I’d say he has no more or less flesh than most people his size.
NCAA Compliance: Right. Right. Then, you’re saying you would describe this coach as tubby?
Kirk Ferentz: It’s not Arkansas.
NCAA Compliance: No? Damn.
Kirk Ferentz: No, but this school does…
NCAA Compliance: This isn’t Alabama you are talking about by any chance?
Kirk Ferentz: As a matter of fact.
NCAA Compliance: Please file the requisite paperwork and we will consider it, but there are no promises. Now, if you will excuse me I have another phone call. Thank you so much for your participation in the NCAA! Have a nice day!
Kirk Ferentz: Hello? Hello?
NCAA Compliance: Hello. NCAA Compliance Reporting Hotline.
Kirk Ferentz: Hi, I would like to report a recruiting violation.
NCAA Compliance: OMG! Do tell!
Kirk Ferentz: A school, we’ll call them School A, has offered a scholarship to a player who has already signed to a National Letter of Intent to play at my football program.
NCAA Compliance: Well, that’s a dick move. Who is this school again?
Kirk Ferentz: For now, we will call them School A. My question…
NCAA Compliance: Ah, right. Well then, it sounds like this School A might begin with the letter A?
Kirk Ferentz: A lot of schools begin with the letter A.
NCAA Compliance: It sounds like this School A might be South of the Mason-Dixon Line. Am I right?
Kirk Ferentz: Well, a lot of schools are south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
NCAA Compliance: Okay, then it sounds like this School A might play in a conference that struggles to, how should I say this? Follow the rules of recruiting.
Kirk Ferentz: A lot conferences struggle to follow the rules of recruiting.
NCAA Compliance: This too is true. Okay. Is the coach of this School A, uh…portly?
Kirk Ferentz: I wouldn’t say he’s portly.
NCAA Compliance: Is he fleshy?
Kirk Ferentz: Fleshy?
NCAA Compliance: You know, does he have ample flesh?
Kirk Ferentz: I’d say he has no more or less flesh than most people his size.
NCAA Compliance: Right. Right. Then, you’re saying you would describe this coach as tubby?
Kirk Ferentz: It’s not Arkansas.
NCAA Compliance: No? Damn.
Kirk Ferentz: No, but this school does…
NCAA Compliance: This isn’t Alabama you are talking about by any chance?
Kirk Ferentz: As a matter of fact.
NCAA Compliance: Please file the requisite paperwork and we will consider it, but there are no promises. Now, if you will excuse me I have another phone call. Thank you so much for your participation in the NCAA! Have a nice day!
Kirk Ferentz: Hello? Hello?
