Every word of this is true.
True story. Second day on campus my freshmen year a few teammates and I go to dinner after practice at Bob Roe's. I had a fake ID, which was my older brother who was the center on our HS football team. As a reminder, I was at Morningside to run track and cross country, so I maybe weighed 145 pounds soaking wet. I decided to be a big man and order a beer. The lady asked for my ID, looked at it, laughed, and said, "how about I get you a coke, sweety." Yep, 18 year old NorthKC was quite humbled that August evening....