What a great past 12 months...
--Iowa State's only good football coach they've ever had bounces and the team implodes.
--Iowa State's women's basketball team implodes after embarrassing performances in the conference and NCAA tourneys.
--Iowa State MBB gets shithammered out of the men's tournament by a 6 seed and Iowa makes the E8.
--Iowa beats higher seeded nebraska to go to the E8, complete with the embarrassing FOTF fiasco overseen by none other than an ISU-bred dork who's afraid of cell phones.
--Iowa beats Fatt Rhule and the Fighting Tire Fires by almost 4 touchdowns on Black Friday in lincoln.
--Has there ever been a better year to be a Hawkeye? I can't think of one.
Next up in 2026...CyTown gets leveled back into a parking lot due to no interest, and then the parking lot gets turned into a mobile home park due to lack of cars that need to park there.