Haiku...Wolverine Style!!

[1hawkeye1]

5-7-5 format as always. Use this as your therapy session. Let it all out.......just let it all out.

A 1 yard out route
When facing a 4th and 3?
I can't let it go

 

[woodyk1]

Hawks to the Big House
Looking to upset the Wolves
Not expecting it

 

[TheLorax]

Season continues
beatdown by thirty five points
Chomp that's football snort.

 

[1hawkeye1]

Greg Davis offense
Cornucopia of fail
See what I did there?

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Michigan is back
Brady hoke is the real deal
Gonna be ugly

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Greg Davis is dog
get it? ...the inverse of god
cause he sucks so bad

 

[Billso]

*sigh*

 

[nationalchamps]

Goin to Big House
Gonna be long effing day
Gum smack, that's football

 

[docholihawk]

I'm not really expecting a win, but it would be nice to see the team fired up and have a pulse for this game. You never know, we could all be suprised. I wouldn't bet on it though.

 

[homes]

The Hawkeyes Can Win
And Pigs Can Fly To The Moon
Just Teach Them To Steer.

 

[95HAWKI]

I believe Hawks win
Beat the maize and blue by ten
Don't throw in the towel!

 

[NEIChawk]

I am heading West
no radio reception
and that aint no Hoke

 

[99topdawg]

Undeniable
Oversimplification
Unbelievable

 

[clicheusername3]

Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop
Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap
Poop Crap Poop Crap Poop

 

[TritonHawkeye]

Time of misery
Became hope of dynasty
Misery is back

 

[racerhawk]

A bunch of slow dudes
With recurrent depression
Invade the big house

 

[racerhawk]

Hail to the victors
How many times will that play?
Saturday outside!

 

[racerhawk]

Which fast quarterback
Will shred the hawkeye defense?
It doesn't matter

 

[1hawkeye1]

I'm not really expecting a win, but it would be nice to see the team fired up and have a pulse for this game. You never know, we could all be suprised. I wouldn't bet on it though.

Listen brah, this be d haiku thread. 5 syllables first line, 7 in the second, then 5 again.
Don't make me say it again.

 

[racerhawk]

Which is really worse
Hail to the freakin victors
Or gagnam style song?