NO MORE METH BOWINS!!!
Don't be so sure, the BTN could end up hiring her after ESPN goes through one of their "budget cuts".
The BTN's justification for hiring her? All her experience and wisdom she gained from her announcing so many Big Ten games!
Davenport is way too upscale for Meth Bowins. She's more of a Fort Dodge bowling alley kind of chick. I'll set the scene for you...Twitter post from her future:
"I have been permanently assigned primarily to all Iowa home games and am moving to Davenport, Iowa so I can easily drive to Iowa City."
But she and Nebraska deserve each other. This is a tragedy mistaken for a comedy. A real life Romeo and Juliet. Or maybe more of a Porgy and Bess.