Any Questions?

[Chiefwiggy]

Will I have a good time tonight?

 

[TheInsideSource]

Will Iowa hire Forbes or Gillispie as their next bb coach?

Answers:

1. Only if Forbes is code for "Bruce Pearl".

2. Only if Iowa changes its name to "Houston".

 

[TheInsideSource]

were there players that were going to transfer if barta kept coach lick?

will we have any chance to make the NIT next year?

Answers:

1. Yes. Only 2 confirmed, but there were 4 players who only purchased "one way" tickets for spring break.

2. There's a chance, but it would require inexplicably turning down an NCAA bid.

 

[TheInsideSource]

Are you really the head of the Quik E Mart?

Answer:

No, but Kum and Go has 32oz Pepsi products on sale 2 for $3.00, if you're interested.

 

[TheInsideSource]

Why do you make so many contradictory statements to the various people you are giving information to?

Answer:

Sometimes clarity can only be found in vagueness.

 

[TheInsideSource]

Does Barbie have a plastic Va-gina?

Answer:

Not if I designed her.

 

[TheInsideSource]

Does Elmer Fudd have trouble pronouncing the letter R?

Answer:

Yes, he weally does.

 

[TheInsideSource]

Is Charlie Daniels Fiddle really that mean?

Answer:

Google "The Devil Went Down to Georgia".

 

[TheInsideSource]

If you were eating a burger and decided to give it to the dog but then changed your mind and ate it would you be eating dog food?

Answer:

Only if it was a Gainsburger.

 

[TheInsideSource]

How funny will it be when Pearl leaves Tennessee for Iowa during halftime of the title game?

Answer:

Not that funny since he won't be coaching in that game.

 

[TheInsideSource]

Oh and how long before you get tired of answering all these questions?

Answer:

Page 1. You guys need to get a life so I may go out drinking with Iowa co-eds tonight.

 

[TheInsideSource]

That's a good question! Regardless we will be set at center for the next 3 years minimum.


Another question: Is Steve Lavin in the running for the bball HC position???

Answer:

No. He has a better chance of covering the hiring for ESPN than being the hiring.

 

[TheInsideSource]

If the old saying that cheaters never win is true then how is there going to be a winner in the KY-WVA game considering who the coaches are?

Answer:

The winning coach will be found to be "not guilty" of perceived improprieties.

 

[blkngoldUofI]

When will the new coach be unveiled? Is he on the Tennessee staff in any manner? Does Stanzi prefer Rick or Ricky? Will Tim Tebow be a 1st or 2nd round pick?

 

[TheInsideSource]

Will I have a good time tonight?

Answer:

Yes. Right up until it ends in the back of a squad car.

 

[TheInsideSource]

When will the new coach be unveiled? Is he on the Tennessee staff in any manner? Does Stanzi prefer Rick or Ricky? Will Tim Tebow be a 1st or 2nd round pick?

Answers:

1. Soon! I can promise you that.

2. Family and teammates: Ricky, the rest of us: Rick.

3. Trick question: Neither.

 

[LAchalk]

If you were eating a burger and decided to give it to the dog but then changed your mind and ate it would you be eating dog food?

+1

 

[blkngoldUofI]

Answers:

1. Soon! I can promise you that.

2. Family and teammates: Ricky, the rest of us: Rick.

3. Trick question: Neither.

What about my 2nd question about the coach being on the staff at Tennessee in any manner? Is it the HC or "the 3rd assistant?"

Tebow 3rd or 4th, NFC or AFC team?

 

[TheInsideSource]

What about my 2nd question about the coach being on the staff at Tennessee in any manner? Is it the HC or "the 3rd assistant?"

Tebow 3rd or 4th, NFC or AFC team?

My apologies.

Answers:

1. He is not on the Tennessee staff.

2. Round 3, Pittsburgh.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Jon mentioned "DQ" in another thread and it made me crave a Blizzard...what flavor did I get?