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Good half, but I think PJ has figured out that Iowa's secondary can't defend an orange traffic cone. We've got to keep scoring points.

And what in the blue hell was that.

Two terrible throws followed by two really good throws (and two really good routes run).

ISM has gotten open twice. This time the three-year senior QB overthrew him.

Hey, someone noticed a trend and broke it! We're allowed to do that?

ISM was open. And Stanley underthrew him.

You think I'd be excited. I'm not excited.

Much like the football team, funny how players seem to get drastically better the second they leave Iowa.

This is not a good basketball team.

I want Iowa to win (even if I'm not very excited about this game). But my brain tells me that Minnesota is the better team. By a lot. Minnesota 34 Iowa 15

Yeah, but hopefully the name that we use there is "Deuce Hogan".

It's an upset because Minnesota has a better team than Iowa does. I have no clue how anyone thinks 100% that Iowa can score enough points to keep up with Minny's skill players/

Which adds the bonus of job safety since next year's 6-6 will be "what did you expect we had to start a new QB".

I'm amazed at the quality of voice transcription these days. Most of those people would have been forced to mash their palms against their keypads fruitlessly before. Ain't technology great?

If we lose to the Nine-Hundred-Foot Jesuses, Fran may not make it out of the building in one piece.

What should he do, pass it to one of Fran's kids?

Absolute, complete trash. This is what we get in year 10 of the Fran era.

Scrimmage? Screw that. They should be running suicides in front of their parents after the game is over.

Dean Oliver, please answer the courtesy phone.

And if anyone thought that a grad transfer was going to help, Evelyn obviously cannot play at this level. Hell, he wasn't that big of a factor playing for a bad MVC team.